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fmoo



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PostPosted: Thu Sep 08, 2005 12:49 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

"Poor Jawa Jimmy! He left the Pooper Scooper at home!"

Jawa Jimmy: "Doh! All I wanted was a pony for Christmas!"

Jawa Jimmy: "Curse him and his contest entry! He gets all the fun and glory for building this, but look who has to feed it, walk it, and clean up after it for the entire month??!"

"Due to cost cutting measures or some cruel joke by Lego set designers, the Jawa are left without movable legs, forcing them to devise their own means for getting around."
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 08, 2005 7:42 am    Post subject: My entry Reply with quote

"To everyones surprise including, Utoo himself, his Sandcrawler Kite wasn't to heavy to fly after all..."
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 08, 2005 2:42 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

1- "Dude, how'd I get so big?"

2- In the words of one of my favorite Star Wars Characters: "Rowaarrrgggghhh! Rowwwaaaarrrraggh Rowwwarrragh!"

3- "This has to be the smallest Sandcrawler i've ever seen...how am I supposed to get in it?"

4- "The armor is too strong for my blaster, Ekke, prepare to luanch your toecable!"

[not entry] Yeah, 2 isn't that good, but still. Once I find out the actual lines for The battle of Hoth, I'll change #4.

I also have a question about Caption Contests...since there's only 6 SW movies, is there only going to be 6?[/not enrty]
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PostPosted: Fri Sep 09, 2005 5:03 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Probably not
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PostPosted: Fri Sep 09, 2005 5:04 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

It depends on how long I am here. I've got at least another month here to recover from my latest surgery, so I will definitely run out of movie titles. I will probably use novel titles when I get to that point.

Great entries so far! I'm loving some of them already!
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PostPosted: Fri Sep 09, 2005 7:04 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

"Either im loosing my vision, Jawas are gettin bigger, or LEGO has become cheap with their sets."
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PostPosted: Fri Sep 09, 2005 7:40 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

1)I'm gonna kill the jawa that told me that pulling this was more fun than hunting droids.

2)If you can pull sandcrawlers, you can dodge balls.

Hey Lights, what are you gonna do (title-wise) after the 6th caption contest?
Go into EU?
I can just see a "Star wars: Captionfront"
or
"Jedi Knight: Caption academy"?
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PostPosted: Fri Sep 09, 2005 8:06 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Scout Troopa wrote:
Hey Lights, what are you gonna do (title-wise) after the 6th caption contest?
Go into EU?
I can just see a "Star wars: Captionfront"
or
"Jedi Knight: Caption academy"?


Dude, I posted the answer just a couple hours ago.. Razz

Lights wrote:
It depends on how long I am here. I've got at least another month here to recover from my latest surgery, so I will definitely run out of movie titles. I will probably use novel titles when I get to that point.

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Lucas Quiggly
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PostPosted: Sat Sep 10, 2005 1:30 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

OK cool Can't wait hey here's a one we can do
KOTCR-Knights of the Caption Republic 1,2,and 3
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PostPosted: Sat Sep 10, 2005 1:51 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

"Whoah-Hinii!!!!"
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PostPosted: Sat Sep 10, 2005 1:56 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Master Yoda wrote:
OK cool Can't wait hey here's a one we can do
KOTCR-Knights of the Caption Republic 1,2,and 3


Thanks, but I'm not taking suggestions for topic titles. Let's stick to entries for this contest for now, okay? Smile
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PostPosted: Sat Sep 10, 2005 4:01 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

A tale of the foolish Jawa,
jawa1)Hey guys just think of all the credits we will save by going with this one!!!
Jawa2)
"Ok but how do you drive it?"
Jawa1)
"With this remote control"
Jawa 2)
"Oh wow this is awsome! We will now sell all of our big sandcrawlers and replace them with this one!"
Jawa1)
''Yes!!!"

Two months later,

Jawa1)
"Over here I found two droids!"
Jawa2)
"Yes now to try out the new mini sand crawler!"

Jawa 2 press's some buttons on the remote"

Jawa1)
"Eh eh*it won't fit IT WON"T FIT IT'S TO SMALL!!!''
Droid1)
"Yes r2 we are home free!!!"
Droid2)
‘‘Bleep blip blooo whoop hoot!"
Jawa1)
"Oh no! It’s malfunctioning!!!"

Jawa 1 grabs the remote that is connected by wire to the sandcrawler...

Jawa2)
"Yeah sure we will save a lot of money with this one! One problem they DON"T MAKE MINI DROIDS!!!''
Jawa1)
''sorryyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!
The sandcrawler through the desert drags Jawa 1...
...


"The Mini SandCrawler own yours today! Made buy Jawa Pet's. Inc it will replace all of your little jawas droids! It’s fun to walk in your back desert. And the best part is no clean up!!! Unlike those real sadncrawlers! Plus if you call now you will get a second one FREE!!! Not one but two two mini sand crawlers for the low price of 195 Credits!!! Plus call now and get a mini G.I jawa doll (with sandcrawler lasso action) for an extra 100 credits!!!! That’s two TWO mini sandcrawlers for the price of one PLUS a G.I jawa fig (with sand crawler lasso action) for your jawa two play with!
(Must call within the next fifteen minutes or you will be charged an extra 199 credits. Shipping and handling is an extra 300 credits. What you see in the picture is what you get. Unless you call within fifteen minutes and get the second sand crawler.)
WARNING!,
Mini sandcrawler may cause, stroke, loss of breath, heart attack, heat stroke, cancer, fever, blindness, Death, diarrhea, gas, and unwanted bathroom going in your pant's, also may cause, paralysis, muscle weakness, stabbing pane, rash, deafness!!!
Please send cash or money order to,
5555 276, death star, fifth landing bay on the left."


....

After ROTS the jawas had to get "odd" jobs to pay the bills. Some work at mc'siths the intergalatic fast food resturaunt . Some work darth-mart . Some work as stunt men for actors like Danny devito and david spade... and Some like this jawa walk georges sandcrawlers every weekend...
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well I don't really find them very funny but maybe you will they're the best I could do. oh well these are my captions.











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PostPosted: Sat Sep 10, 2005 5:50 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

feed your dog eukanubica and it will grow into a strong healthy sandclawer
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PostPosted: Sun Sep 11, 2005 6:35 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

George Lucas liked that scene so much in Indiana Jones and Inspector Gadget, he decided to put it in Star Wars.
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PostPosted: Mon Sep 12, 2005 3:09 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Aww, the picture changed! Although I can see the pieces clearly, I liked it better when it looked like a sandcrawler in a sand storm with the sun/flash barely visible.
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PostPosted: Mon Sep 12, 2005 7:08 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

1.
Shockingly, the sport of sandcrawler surfing never caught on with the local jawas.

2.
This image is prominently displayed in all sandcrawler rearview mirrors to remind the drivers that objects in the mirror may be larger than they appear.
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PostPosted: Mon Sep 12, 2005 9:31 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Caption 1: Bullying Jawas just got easier.

Caption 2: And so was born the Legend of the Mightiest Jawa.

Caption 3: Jawa in sandcrawler:woah we shrunk!! Jawa in sand crawler 2: We didn't shrink....HE GREW!!!!!!!

Caption 4: Dreams do come true. Very Happy

Caption 5: You'd think with all the parts they scrounge and the money they make, the Jawas would think to op for a larger Sand Crawler.

Caption 6: Jawa in Sand Crawler: This Jawa Robot is the bomb, but is a pain in the uutini to transport.
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PostPosted: Mon Sep 12, 2005 10:42 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

What's next, a CHIA Sandcrawler?
    - JS

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PostPosted: Tue Sep 13, 2005 9:34 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

"It MUST be the Puppy Chow!"
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 14, 2005 3:44 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Not to be out done, R2-D2 and C3-PO are also having fun with mini SandCrawlers.

http://www.brickshelf.com/cgi-bin/gallery.cgi?i=1378779

Should I have made this an inline image?
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 14, 2005 4:07 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

didn't light's say to edit your post instead of making a new one and if you made a new post it wouldn't count for the contest?.

OK let me just post what he said,
Lights wrote:
Congrats to all previous winners and thanks to all of you players who submit great captions every week! Hopefully everyone continues to have fun with this!

Here's this week's image:


All entries must be posted by Midnight on Tuesday the 13th. The prize this week will be announced with the winning entry next week (I haven't decided what to hand out yet, so it's a secret! Razz)

Good luck all!

And just a reminder, because some of you do this repeatedly in the contests: Please edit all of your captions in one post. Do not make a new post every time you think of a new caption. Not only does it clutter the thread, but it makes it hard to track all the captions that one person submits. Thanks!

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PostPosted: Wed Sep 14, 2005 4:17 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

It's already been discussed previously in the thread.

I could be wrong, but I don't think that's a caption submission.

Winner will be announced shortly.
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 14, 2005 4:28 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

OH sorry I thought it was Wink sorry lights Sad
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 14, 2005 6:25 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Roping young sandcrawlers is all in a day's work on the ranch for this cowboy-Jawa.

Damn! Too late... any chance this could be included?
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 14, 2005 9:19 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

ooooooooh the suspence...IT'S KILLING ME!!!! Wink
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 15, 2005 12:42 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Vulture_Droid wrote:
didn't light's say to edit your post instead of making a new one and if you made a new post it wouldn't count for the contest?.

Actually, it isn't mine.

Give the credit to fmoo!
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PostPosted: Fri Sep 16, 2005 10:49 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hmmmm... Lights ? Are you there ? When should we expect a winner ?

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PostPosted: Fri Sep 16, 2005 5:36 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Vulture_Droid wrote:
ooooooooh the suspence...IT'S KILLING ME!!!! Wink

Daz Hoo wrote:
Hmmmm... Lights ? Are you there ? When should we expect a winner ?


Both good ways to get disqualified. I have been disqualified from Light's contest recently for similar posts.
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PostPosted: Fri Sep 16, 2005 6:37 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Yah, he'll be here. We must have had some really good captions. Very Happy
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PostPosted: Fri Sep 16, 2005 11:46 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Sorry for the late announcement. The excuse for my delay is nothing other than laziness.

Excellent entries all around yet again! Some of my favorites:

jastermereel08-
*with Austrailan accent*During their mating season, the sandcrawler gets very agressive and neglets all reason to find partners no matter how far away. They will get very angry if I try to get close! Let's see if he minds getting lassoed. CRIKEY! He doesn't like that a bit!

MadcapMagician-
And thus the extreme sport of Sand Surfing was born.

gold 2-
all but one of the kids was smart enough to let go of the runaway sandcrawler balloon during Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade...


But despite all the wonderful entries, the decision has been made and the prize this week goes to Faucaunrka's entry:
"It MUST be the Puppy Chow!"


I couldn't stop laughing at that one. Way to go, Faucaunrka (typing your name is hard, I admit I am cheating by copy/pasting..) Oh yeah, what was the prize this week? Another MINI Interceptor. OooOOOOo.. Faucaunrka, please pm me with your mailing address so I can get this to you asap!

Thanks for playing, all! Look for the new contest soon!
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