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Chief
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 06, 2005 2:44 pm    Post subject: Ended: The Caption Strikes Back Reply with quote

Congrats to all previous winners and thanks to all of you players who submit great captions every week! Hopefully everyone continues to have fun with this!

Here's this week's image:


All entries must be posted by Midnight on Tuesday the 13th. The prize this week will be announced with the winning entry next week (I haven't decided what to hand out yet, so it's a secret! Razz)

Good luck all!

And just a reminder, because some of you do this repeatedly in the contests: Please edit all of your captions in one post. Do not make a new post every time you think of a new caption. Not only does it clutter the thread, but it makes it hard to track all the captions that one person submits. Thanks!
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 06, 2005 2:50 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Quote 1:

The reason all Jawas are short.

Quote 2:

Like fire to cavemen, the day a baby sandcrawler fell for Lefty's droid trap was a day long remembered in Jawadom.

Quote:

Jawa child: My dad was the best Jawa droid finder ever.

Jawa child two: Oh, how good was he.

First Jawa child: He was so good he could lasso Sandcrawlers!

Second Jawa: Yeah, right?

First Jawa: No, really. Look at this picture.
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 06, 2005 3:00 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

"Holy Utinni, how am I supposed to hog tie THIS thing!?"
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 06, 2005 4:30 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

"Dogs weren't good enough for the little halfling Jawas....they needed to make MINI Sand Crawlers to walk instead!"

OR

"Reel her in boy, reel her in!"
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 06, 2005 4:42 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Um I thought that it's my own sand crawler far away, but it's really close.... and small...


Yahoo!!! What a wild ride!!!



What a over-sized robot dog.



What Lucas did with his new robot dog... he converted it into a big sand crawler.




Jawas is trying to escape from a giant jawa! ( Is jawa a singular word for jawas??)



"Hmm I hope I bought my doggy poop bag..."


This is not known by outsiders, but the sand crawlers is actually living creatures, and Jawas herds them till they are big enough to be used as transport.



On sale: Super-Mega-Ultra sized Lego Bricks! The Mini-Sandcrawler set is taller than a grown Jawas!
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 06, 2005 5:04 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

1. Raising a Rancor as a Jawa saved them a lot on Hutt extortion until it didn't want to go for a walk.

2. The Jawa's pod racer entry never won.

3. Ru'de the Giant Jawa,
had a very husky frame.
And if you ever saw him,
you would even say it grows.

All of the other Jawa
used to laugh and call him names.
They never let poor Ru'de
ride in the sandcrawlers.

Then one sandy Desert Day
Jabba came to say:
"Ru'de with your frame so big,
won't you eat my guests tonight?"

Then all the Jawa ran away
as they shouted out with fear,
Ru'de the giant Jawa,
you'll go down in history!

4. National Lampoon's Jawa Family Vacation
Rus'ty: "Where's Aunt E'dna?"

5. "Jawas in the rear view mirror appear smaller than they actually are."

6. "Finally, I have absolute proof that Jawas enjoy sand-skiing in desert storms."

7. Jawas prefer String-and-Cans 9:1 over using Communicators during desert storms.

8. Jawa: Why does our sandcrawler have a pull-starter?

9. EXTRA!!! EXTRA!!! EXTRA!!!
We have live footage of one of the midgets from Star Wars with the actual Sandcrawler model.

Jawa Midget: It was like we had to stand to the side and ten feet back for the scale to look right.

10. Even Jawas stop to far from the fueling pump.

11. "Every Jawa needs the new SandCrawler Miniature option. Never fear finding your crawler up on blocks at Mos Eisley spaceport.

12. At four foot tall, U'tinni had no need to compensate for his short comings.

13. The smaller Jawa clans had, well, smaller SandCrawlers.

14. "This week on Unique Whips, George Lucas shows how his Sand Crawler transforms into the ultimate PAAARTAAAY!!"

15. Jawas are the toughest crowds when Karaoke goes bad on Open Mic Night.

16. "Introducing the new Crawler Club! Keep YOUR droid collection safe. Remote entry 199 extra.""

17. U'tinni was floored when his parents handed him the reins to his very own sandcrawler.

18. Doctor Who beats a hasty return to the Tardis to leave Tattoine. He was dumping another one of his "assistants" that was pregnant. Later, he would be tried for causing yet another cataclysm in yet another galaxy far, far away...

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PostPosted: Tue Sep 06, 2005 6:31 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

*with Austrailan accent*During their mating season, the sandcrawler gets very agressive and neglets all reason to find partners no matter how far away. They will get very angry if I try to get close! Let's see if he minds getting lassoed. CRIKEY! He doesn't like that a bit!
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 06, 2005 7:06 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

To this day, scientists still don't if this was the largest Jawa ever or the smallest Sandcrawler...
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 06, 2005 7:07 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Triz-"WAIT COME BACK YOU FORGOT MEEEEEE!"

Jawa 1-"Ha Ha Ha Good Job you got rid of Triz."

Triz-"Well its a Good thing I have My Rope with me."

*throws rope on sand crawler and bounces back to Triz*

Jawa 1-"HA HA HA HA That was no use He will never catch up with us."

Triz-"HA! they Won't get away from me..."

*Triz then Pulls out his Shrink-o-Matic he made and Shoots The Sand Crawler*

Triz-"Ha Ha now you won't get away from me!"

Jawa 1 in small voice "NOOOOOOOO"

*then Triz pulls out his Rope and Finally Ropes the Crawler*

Jawa 1-"No STEP ON THE GAS!"

*The Sand crawler speeds across the Desert with Triz Dragging along...*

Quote 2
Jawa Itiz "Yo Mama sooo Big She could Rope Sand crawlers"
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 06, 2005 7:09 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I know that George Lucas' budget for ANH was small, but this is getting ridiculous...
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 06, 2005 8:39 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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PostPosted: Tue Sep 06, 2005 9:24 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ajcross: I already stated the rule about putting all of your entries in ONE POST. Every post you make after your original post is disqualified from the contest.
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 06, 2005 10:23 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

1) And thus the extreme sport of Sand Surfing was born.

2) Jawa Jimmy and his first RC

3) Jimmy suddenly realized that this was not the Sandcrawler they were looking for.

4) It was a Kodak moment when Muad'Dib from the Jawa tribe of the Freman called his first Sandcrawler

edit 1
5) At least he knows he won't be stepping in Bantha poodoo.

edit 2
6) - "Look at the size of that thing!".
- "Cut the chatter Red 2"


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PostPosted: Wed Sep 07, 2005 12:30 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

1) Attack of the fifty foot Jawa!
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 07, 2005 12:49 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Lights wrote:
Ajcross: I already stated the rule about putting all of your entries in ONE POST. Every post you make after your original post is disqualified from the contest.


Oh? I did not notice that was "Edit"ed into the rules of this contest.

PM sent about "Edit" having major problems compared to "New" posts.

Please restate the rules for each contest.
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 07, 2005 1:05 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

There's so few rules in this contest precisely so we don't get bogged down in beaurocratic nonsense like this. Just keep all your captions in one post, please?

In the end the edit function is just easier to keep track of everyone's entries.
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 07, 2005 1:51 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

wow, these remote control sandcrawlers suck! not even wireless...
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 07, 2005 3:52 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Quote 1
Jawa: "Now where are you taking me? Oh, this is such a drag."

Quote 2
Jawa: "Now how am I supposed to find a tree big enough for my sandcrawler out in the Dune Sea???"
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 07, 2005 10:52 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

1.) Mirage was too busy staring at the coolness of the mini sandcrawler to think up a good caption.

2.) Jawa: "Aha you thought I didnt know you were a fake sandcrawler, but your different wheel colors gave it away!"

3.) "Dang these things take a hard tug to get started"
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 07, 2005 1:15 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

My entry :

The Jawa being dragged behind the Sandcrawler :

"But guys ! I didn't know that astromech droid had a bad motivator !!!"
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 07, 2005 1:48 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

1) Jawa: Stay! Stay-sit! Now! Come on boy, sit! Please...? Mad

2) "Hello, and welcome to Extreme Jawa sand-skiing! Today we take a look at..."

3) Jawa: <Hillbilly(?) Accent> Ah always wanted to be a cowboy, and now ma dream has finally come troo!

4) Jawa: How-many-times... get BACK here with my sandcrawler!

5) Jawa: That hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy was great! Hey ma! When I grow up, I wanna be a professional just like that guy on tv!

Jawa parent (out of view): Well start practising, son!

Jawa: I am, mom, I am! Look!

6) Jawa: I need those droids for MY sandcrawler... heh heh... they won't know what's hit 'em!

Jawa 2 (on sandcrawler): Hey, look! We got ourselves a pet!

Jawa: Aw, crud!
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 07, 2005 4:45 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

"Jawa Draggin" is just one of the games that Sandcrawler children engage in......
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 07, 2005 4:48 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

hey! come back! you're not big enough to be wandering out on your own!
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 07, 2005 4:54 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

My internet filter always blocks flickr images. Can someone please upload the pic to Brickshelf and link to it?
Thanks.
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 07, 2005 5:18 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I edited the original post to feature the brickshelf image. I didn't know Flickr ever posed a problem for anybody, this is kind of surprising.
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 07, 2005 6:27 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

The proof humans didn't invent waterskiing!





Hey! No fair! You didn't mention we could use sandcrawlers in a tug of war.





Watch closely as the hooded midget pulls this mighty ten ton movie prop!







Hunny I shrunk the sandcrawler!




Faster! Faster! Faster!




Normally, Star Wars is known for hugeunguess ships but this just does it! A giant Jawa. Whats next a giant sized gungan. Gosh!


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PostPosted: Wed Sep 07, 2005 8:29 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Entry #1
~large Jawa~How did I get stuck pulling us to the nearest petrol (gas) station???
~Co-pilot~Hmm...Lets think about it. Your large, muscular, and about 300 METERS TALL.

Entry #2
~Large Jawa~ *talking to self* How on earth did we make these things???
~Small Jawa with whip~ LESS TALK MORE WALK *whips him on foot*
~large Jawa~ *falls over from pain on top of whipper*
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 07, 2005 8:30 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

When the advent of new robotic technologies hit Tatooine, this lucky jawa was one of the first to capitalize.
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 07, 2005 11:49 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

When the sandcrawler runs out of toilet paper...
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 08, 2005 12:09 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

all but one of the kids was smart enough to let go of the runaway sandcrawler balloon during Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade...
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