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PostPosted: Sat Aug 27, 2005 5:04 pm    Post subject: Ended: The Caption Menace Reply with quote

I know a winner hasn't been announced yet for the last contest (and soon you'll find out why,) but I'm moving on ahead with this week's contest since it's been delayed so long already.

From Anna Pickard's gallery on Flickr comes this week's image:


Something's fishy about this famous 1969 moon landing..


Entries must be in by midnight on Friday the 2nd. The winner this time gets a Darth Vader Transformation set!

Have fun and good luck!
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PostPosted: Sat Aug 27, 2005 6:51 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Everyone thought that the moon landing was faked in the desert. They were wrong, it was clearly done on Hoth.
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PostPosted: Sat Aug 27, 2005 7:04 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

EDIT: My pic doesn't seem to be working, so if you could please follow the link Sad

[img]http://www.maj.com/gallery/HeroicIceman/ice/space3.bmp[/img]

http://www.maj.com/gallery/HeroicIceman/ice/space3.bmp
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PostPosted: Sat Aug 27, 2005 7:25 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

This is Captain Cody of Aurek 7 of the 501st on tonights editon of Imperial Propaganda Show. Now, live on a moon in the milky way galaxy, Cadet Commander Kyle Katarn on his first mission ,and the only surviver of a raid on a rebel base located on Planet earths moon. Heres the Empires own Neil Armsrtong, an Imperial agent undercover for the empire.
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PostPosted: Sat Aug 27, 2005 9:59 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Deep within the private studios of George Lucas...

Snowtrooper: Isn't this Set 1138?
Astronaut: No, this is Set 1148, you dolt!
Snowtrooper: D'oh!

- JSmileE
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PostPosted: Sat Aug 27, 2005 11:05 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Caption #1:
We come in peace in name of Exp- er I mean Earth! We are good humans landing on earthings's moon, and not clones of the Empire setting up a base on the moon, noosir!

Caption #2:
I think they're on us! (Snow-trooper:) Must be our hand-drawn flag! (Other:) No! It must be the Hummer!
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PostPosted: Sat Aug 27, 2005 11:19 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

1)Snowtrooper:I dont think anyone can see us from earth.

SnowTrooper without headgear:Then how are we gonna fix the jeep?

2)Snowtrooper: Aww. you got a brand new -top of the line space helmet.
All I got is a headpiece that sells for 5 times as much on bricklink.

3) Yet another successful year at brickfest, this year, someone actually brought Lego!
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PostPosted: Sat Aug 27, 2005 11:56 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

1) No! My helmet isn't closed a the bottom! *gasping sounds*

2) 2nd Man: My face!?! What happened to my face!?!

3) The last contest winner got a Venator Star Destroyer and all we get is a lousey, cheap, American flag? Look! It even says Made In China!

4) How did a one seat vehicle get both of us out here, anyway?

5) Note the strange formations seen on the moon? Closer examination reveals these structures to be made from aluminum foil, puzzling our best scientists.

6) Man 2: I claim this planet for Earth!
Man 1: I claim this planet for Mars! Hmm...Isn't that lovely!

7) Man, I knew that Apollo 13:The Sequal was gonna have a low special effects budget...but jeez....

Cool When forced to choose between no face and a flesh tone head, no choice could possibly be correct. Which is why I wear a bag over my head.
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PostPosted: Sun Aug 28, 2005 2:25 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Guy on the right: Hey, check me out! I'm a Classic Spaceman!

Imperial budget cuts made it impossible for the Lunar landing to use the official sticker for the flag.

Guy on the right: Wait, we're from Byss! Why do we have an American Flag?

And thus, Imperial scouts discovered that the moon is in fact made of foil, instead of cheese
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PostPosted: Sun Aug 28, 2005 6:55 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Well at first I thought of, "Houston, we have a problem." But that isn't original and no where worthy of winning, but how about,

Astronaut:"Houston, I have a bad feeling about this!"
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PostPosted: Sun Aug 28, 2005 8:11 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Entry 1: "This is one small step for man, one giant leap for--hey, what the heck?"

Entry 2: "Hey, this isn't the moon it's--" *Gunshot* "Vader! We got another one!"

Entry 3:(Trooper) "Hey, what are you doing here?"(Spaceman) "Oh, no! It's the martians!""Uh, were not--" "Are you going to abduct me?" "No, we're just--" "And then eat me?!?" *Gunshot* "Okay, I won't tell Vader about that..." *heavy breathing* "Oh, crap."

Entry 4: The real first man on the moon.

Entry 5: This is what happened to the second man on the moon.


[not an entry]I can tell 2 and 3 won't win, but I tried my best![/not an entry]
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PostPosted: Sun Aug 28, 2005 11:05 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

1. Moments after this picture was taken Armstrong noticed that his sidekick wasn't the real one and in fact was a snowtrooper. And that this wasn't the moon it was the death star.

Vader: hokehh...Mr. Armstrong you will now witness the destruction of the earth! hokehh....

ZZZZZZZZAAAAAAPPP!!!!!!!

Armstrong: Shocked .........cool!

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Can we have two? if so then...

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2. Armstrong: "One small step for man, One giant leap for....aww man Bantha Dung!



Don't worry you have the choice to ignore my entry Rolling Eyes
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 29, 2005 8:12 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Snowie #1: And this I claim for George Lucas of Earth!

Snowie #2: Crap, I think we landed on the wrong planet again!!

Snowie #1: I thought something was fishy when we didn't see any snow here.....
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 29, 2005 9:27 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Thank god the guys at Houston ditched the old Lunar Rovar! The Hummer's the only way to travel!
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 29, 2005 9:42 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Snowtrooper: Neil (Armstrong), you idiot! Give me that flag, this isn't the moon but a tinfoil astroid.

Neil: You wanna piece of me? Put that flag back now or I'll pummel you.

ST: Oh, sure, you and what army of clones?

Neil: Oh, that's tough talk for a man that wears a mini-skirt!

ST: Okay, that's it ... take off your gloves and let's go.

Neil: Okay, [rip] ... aaaaaahahahahahah

ST: That's one small rip for me, one giant tear for you.
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 29, 2005 10:27 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

My entry :

"After the Galactic Empire had crumble to the ground, Snowtroopers had to find work with other would be empires..."
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 29, 2005 11:46 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

SpaceMan: That was absolutely the worst Asteroid Burger that I have ever had.
Trooper: You should have ordered the Kid's Meal. I got this flag of the Umpireal States of Antiquity and this styling Harem helmet.
SpaceMan: Gimme your flag. <whack> <whack> <whack> <snap> Stupid cheap plastic. I hate taking you newbies here.
Trooper: Ow.

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PostPosted: Mon Aug 29, 2005 12:37 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

As the metel flagpole made contact with the aluminum foil-rich surface of the moon,the snowtrooper got a crash course in the workings of electricity as his heating unit exploded...
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 29, 2005 1:45 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Astronaut: Oh gosh!... I must be seeing the future!
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 29, 2005 2:20 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Daz Hoo wrote:
My entry :

"After the Galactic Empire had crumble to the ground, Snowtroopers had to find work with other would be empires..."


Ohh man! That is too good! People will have to work hard to beat that Smile
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 29, 2005 2:48 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

1. NewAge Trooper: Hey, man. What do you think of my expressionless helmet?

Trooper: <whack> <whack> <whack> <snap> Stupid cheap plastic. I hate these non-conformist clones.

2. Pac-man's first day in the imperial army.
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 29, 2005 2:58 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Entry 1: Snowtrooper: Hey, what happened to your face?

Entry 2: (both figs)Wow, this cheese looks very shiny...
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 29, 2005 3:09 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

1) Astronaut: I now claim this planet in the name of....HEEEEEY! What're you doing here?

Snow Trooper: I was here first.

Astronaut: Were not.

Snowtrooper: Were too...

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2)Director: Cut! If i've told you once, than i've told you a thousand, thousand times! DON'T USE A STAR WARS HELMET. This is supposed to be 1969 scene!

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3) Snowtrooper: Okay, I place the flag and you take my picture. Okay here g-hey where's the camera?

Astronaut: I thought you had it.

Snowtrooper: Well I'm not gonna place the flag until you get the camera.

Astronaut: I told you, I don't have it. I left it on Earth.

Snowtrooper: Well, you're going to have to go back and get it!

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4)Astronaut: Hey how come youe helmet is different than mine?

Snowtrooper: Well, they were all out of the regular ones.

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5)Astronaut: Okay, smile!

Snowtrooper: I am smiling!

Astronaut: Are not!

Snowtrooper: Are too...
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 30, 2005 7:50 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Snow Trooper: Hey, buddy, this planet is already claimed. Back off.
Astronaut: SORRY OK, I have no EYES.

Due to Imperial budget cuts, some Troopers were forced to don "non-regulation" headgear.

Snow Trooper: Stand up straight, here comes Vader!
Other Trooper: You think he'll notice that I lost my helmet?

*After a long night, one snow trooper arrives to inspection a little out of regulation uniform*
Snow Trooper: Uh... thats not your helmet.
Other Trooper: Go to Hoth. Seriously.
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1. NewAge Trooper: Hey, we could chrome our ships with this stuff! Y'know, like the Naboo Cruisers.

SnowTrooper: <whack> <whack> <whack> <snap> If it ain't LEGO, you ain't usin' it. Stupid Mega Blok's.

2. NewAge Trooper: Whoa! I think I figured out why we cannot shoot anything. Our eyeholes are too tiny and far apart.

3. SnowTrooper: Hey, Newbie. I've got the perfect thing to seal up your helmet.

NewAge Trooper: Aaaagh! No! Not, STICKERS!!!!

4. NewAge Trooper: OMG!!! We have found the Holy Land. All that I see is grey and dark grey as far as the eye can see.

SnowTrooper: I claim this planet in the name of the Emperor. We can begin building Lord Vader's Executor.


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PostPosted: Tue Aug 30, 2005 12:36 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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PostPosted: Wed Aug 31, 2005 1:24 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Destro: That's one small step for man, one giant leap for Cob--Gah! Those Joes beat us here too?!
Cobra Commander: Yoink!
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 31, 2005 7:38 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Guy on right: You know Neil, theres something not right. I can't put my finger on it, but something is out of place.

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1. NewAge Trooper: Hey, gimme that!

Storm Trooper: No. <whack> <whack> <whack> <snap> Mwuahahahaha!!! I've "X"ed you out.

NewAge Trooper: No, silly. Due to the extremely violent jokes made by someone at FBTBforums.net, the picture has been removed from flickr.com.

2. After bullying Austin for the flag, little does the Snowie know that Austin is making a strategic retreat to the space buggy for a :



I couldn't help myself after reading "Something's fishy about this"
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 01, 2005 8:50 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ajcross123, you've sure made lots of entries. Smile
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