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tanotrooper



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PostPosted: Tue Aug 09, 2005 4:29 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

#1 joe: what happened here?
anakin: prepare to die!!!
joe: is that the master replicas anakin's episode III anakins limited lightsaber???
anakin:i guess so... now die!!!
:slash:
#2 ani: i'm gonna kill you!!!!!
joe: hey, wait a minute, you arnt anakin, your luke
ani: damned, i knew that bloody surgerie with yellow skin didnt work!
joe: and where the hell are the 501st legion clones??
clones: uhm...
ani: shut up, i'll kill you and i will rule the universe!!!!!
suddenly joe uses the force and grabs the jedi's lightsaber, when anakin sees it, its already too late, joe chops anakins head off, deflects the shots of the clones, and kills them.
joe: NO, I WILL RULE THE UNIVERSE!!!!!! MWUAHAHAHA!!!
well, thats until he dies in the next vignette Wink

#3 ani: die you *******
joe: youve killed him
ani: uhm, yeah, so?
joe: thats my grandpa!!! Crying or Very sad
ani: so what?!?
joe: dont make me mad, you dont like me when i'm mad Twisted Evil
ani: like i have to fear you ::D:
suddenly joe grows, and his cloths rip from his body, he turns into a big yellow monster known as "the julk". He storms to the intruders for the loss of his grandpa's soul, when the clones just shoot him down.
ani: stupid foul
joe: i'll be back...
joe: with weapons!!!!
joe dies...

#4 ani: what a mess...
ani: those new legos just dont keep in place!
oh well, JOE!!!!
joe: yes, master?
ani: clean this up
joe: i dont want to Sad
ani: if you do this, you'll get his lightsaber
joe: ok Very Happy
ani: o, and one thing
joe: yes?
ani: i'l continiu killing jedi's, so you can clean the hole building!!!
joe: owwww, crap!!!!


Those are my entry's, i collect lego MINI's

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PostPosted: Tue Aug 09, 2005 7:12 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

#1. Looking to impress Anakin and his friends, Jedi Jimmy not only lends Joe a helping hand, but an arm and a lightsaber as well.

#2. Jedi Jimmy learns the hard way that Megablox arms are cheaper for a reason.

#3. Joe hesitates for a fatal second, studying Anakin's yellow face and his troops' custom weapons.

#4. Unfortunately for Joe, he spent one moment too many studying the strange Jedi's cryptic gift.

#5. Anakin: "Your puny powers are no match for me, Joe. Now that I have embraced the Dark Side, I can kill Jedi before I even enter the room!"

#6. Anakin: "I've heard of beautiful women stealing people's kidneys, but I never expected this of you, Joe."

#7.a. Anakin and Joe decide to begin a venture together selling organs and body parts on the black market.

#7.b. Anakin and Joe decide to begin a venture together selling organs and body parts on the flesh-tone market.

#8. Anakin accidentally steps on the back of Jedi Jimmy's shoe.

#9. After discovering that he has, in fact, just killed Padme, Anakin lets out a semi-cheesy "Noooooo!" and throws a force-assisted temper tantrum, killing both Joe and the clones.

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PostPosted: Wed Aug 10, 2005 3:23 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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PostPosted: Wed Aug 10, 2005 4:26 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Jwstrachan wrote:
1#

Guy in red top: Anakin he's still alive!

Clones: Should we finish him off boss?

Anakin: No he's quite 'armless.


(This is really really bad but it's still morning)

2#

The scene is a cheesy 'Who Done It'...

Inspector: Judging from the angle of the fall and the severed arm the killer was up those stairs...Oh, hello Anakin.

-slash-


3#

Another 'Who Done it'...

Inspector: Based on the overwhelming evidence (and the fact Anakin has a lightsaber) I deem this to be suicide.


4#

Anakin: the New Order prohibits brightly coloured clothes!

Guy in red top: But...but my aunt knitted this for me at Christmas...

-Stab-slash-hack-

Anakin: If she knew better she should have sent you socks.

5#

Dismembered Jedi (before being dismembered): The Phantom Menace was the worst Star Wars.

Anakin(stabs jedi): No! What are you saying! Attack of the Clone was the worst Star Wars.

Guy in red shirt (points to corpse): You killed him.


Hey,

its wednesday, so the contest is closed, so i dont think that it still counts...
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 10, 2005 4:28 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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PostPosted: Wed Aug 10, 2005 8:45 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Joe: should I finish 'em off Anakin?

Anakin: No, he's not armed Wink
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 10, 2005 9:09 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Grievous I think just won the contest.
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 10, 2005 9:09 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Clone 1: When did Jeff get more replicant rifles in stock?

Clone 2 shrugs, and they continue to walk down the stairs

The End

- I doubt that made the deadline but I still wanted to share it
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 10, 2005 10:39 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Oh, where have I been??? How could I have missed a "Lights" contest. Anyway, I might be late but I have to enter just because ...

Entry: Joe learns to late that you can't pry a lightsaber from a cold, dead hand.

Entry: Joe, playing his same hapless-self starts his own General Grievous collection of light-sabers at just the wrong time.

Entry: Excuse me, sir? Did you know you left your saber on?

Entry: Hmmmm, I wonder what I could get for this on ebay?

Thanks Ryan. Very Happy
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 10, 2005 10:44 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Lord Thrawn wrote:
Grievous I think just won the contest.


Thanks Razz
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 10, 2005 10:55 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Excellent entries all around! Some of you guys have quite the developed funnybone. I think this might have been the most submissions we've had for one of these caption contests.

The contest isn't closed till I say it's closed. All I said was that it ends Wednesday. I didn't say what specific time. Until now.

Entries must be posted by midnight tonight, PST. Winner will be announced tomorrow morning, and a new caption contest posted soon after.

On that note, I am taking photo submissions. Got a funny Lego-related picture? Your minifigs might be doing something cool, your latest moc might be blowing up in a weird manner, some afols might be goofing around at a fest, whatever! Email me your pic at ry.wood@gmail.com

Only ONE PHOTO submitted per person. So make it good. And this is not a contest: If I pick your photo to use in a future caption contest, you're not winning a prize.
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 11, 2005 1:18 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

OOPS...
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 11, 2005 2:31 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Assuming that was an entry, good timing Iare Wink

The contest is now closed! The winner will be announced soon.
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 11, 2005 8:26 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Oh, the suspense!
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 11, 2005 9:52 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

cedarsith wrote:
Oh, the suspense!

The Drama . . .
The Agony . . .
The Suffering . . .

Yeah, I'm done now.
    - JS

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PostPosted: Thu Aug 11, 2005 11:50 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

OOPS.. I didn't see just one photo per person. Just pick one from email I sent you.
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 11, 2005 1:37 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I know its already over, but I had to write this:

Yoda: Very Dark the other side is, very dark...

Mace: Be quiet and eat your toast!
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 11, 2005 7:08 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

It's 7:07. Who won?
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 11, 2005 7:08 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I would like to know...
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 11, 2005 7:57 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Sorry it's taken so long, I've had a busy day.

There were a ton of great entries: you all did a great job!

But with no further adieu, the winning caption-
by Pepa Quin:
Under the stern glare of his captor, Joe assembles the new 'Darth Tater'.

Honorable mentions go to Sid, with his reference to Monty Python:
ARTHUR:
Now stand aside, worthy adversary.
BLACK KNIGHT:
'Tis but a scratch.
ARTHUR:
A scratch? Your arm's off!
BLACK KNIGHT:
No, it isn't.

Heffling-
Advertisement on a box: Your very own Jedi! Guaranteed to fight evil, corruption, and Sith throughout the galaxy!
*Some Assembly Required*


And Gold 2-
Anakin: "Whoa! My bad. This thing is really sharp! They should put a warning sticker on here or something. I mean, it just went right thru! I didn't expect that! There's like, not even any blood or anything. Does it come in red?"


Congrats to Pepa Quin, and thanks again to everyone who submitted entries! Pepa, please PM me with your mailing address.

Look for the new photo to caption later tonight!
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 11, 2005 8:15 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

can someone explain to me what pepa quin's caption even meant...I didn't even understand it, no offense pepa...
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 12, 2005 6:52 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Jango wrote:
can someone explain to me what pepa quin's caption even meant...I didn't even understand it, no offense pepa...


congratulations pepa, i think people can only win a contest once Sad or twice Smile
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 12, 2005 8:14 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Contest over and winner announced, but I still wanna name this picture:

"Stairway to hell"

There. Smile
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 12, 2005 9:01 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Thanks for the HM lights. I tried to figure out the board fonts so I could make the last line in very small letters, but couldn't get it to display properly.

Really, everyone had alot of funny things and this was really fun to do. And it keeps my wife happy cuz her sewing table isn't covered in lego from it!
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 12, 2005 4:35 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Congrats PQ, when are we gonna have another one of these?

I think what it means is: when someone is in Tatters they are in pieces. Taters though.......
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 12, 2005 5:30 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

It's called 'The Aristocrats'!

I know i'm late, but i couldn't resist.
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 12, 2005 11:13 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

You people mean to tell me you haven't heard of the Darth Tater toy? Geez.

Ace- ::D:
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PostPosted: Sat Aug 13, 2005 12:31 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Where's the next caption photo?
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PostPosted: Sat Aug 13, 2005 7:30 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Oh! The Mr potato head thing!

So, whens the next one?
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PostPosted: Sun Aug 14, 2005 4:01 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Oh wow, hey thanks! Smile I have to say I didn't remember when this contest was over. I just checked back in now and all of a sudden people are congradulating me!

I'm really embarrased now, Lights probably thinks I've blown him off! Smile


Yeah, I don't know why but for some odd reason the displaced arm reminded me of Mr. Potato Head, so from there it was obviously a very small leap to the new Darth Tater product. I don't know how it's possible to screw up construction of good ol' Mr. P, but I'm sure Joe Vig could figure out a way. Smile

Thanks, Lights, and thanks to everyone else. I'm glad you appreciated it! I'll PM you with my info poste haste!

- Matt

(and I don't know the rules, but I'm automatically disqualifying myself from the next one (but I might make an entry just for fun anyway Smile )
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