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Chief
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 04, 2005 6:10 pm    Post subject: Ended: Revenge of the Caption Contest Reply with quote

I was feeling a little nostalgic recently, and decided to revive a long-dead weekly tradition we had going in the old forums.

The Caption Contest is back.



Members may submit as many caption entries as they want, but they should all be edited into one post to keep the thread uncluttered.

Contest closes on Wednesday August 10th, and one winner will be announced shortly thereafter.

Winner? Does that mean a prize?
Of course! What would a caption contest from Lights be without a prize? The winner will receive a misb mini TIE Interceptor.

Enjoy, and have fun!
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 04, 2005 6:18 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Joe: Well that's gotta hurt!
Anakin: Hey who's down there? Oh Joe, I haven't seen you since I was prospectin' on Sub Terrel! Give me a hug!
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 04, 2005 6:37 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

If only Joe had remembered the saying "let dead Jedi lie" before making a move for the lightsaber.
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 04, 2005 6:48 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

---You killed Jimmy!

---Don't worry! It snaps back on. Quit being such a baby.

---And Anakin just walked right by Joe. Seriously, what jedi wears a red shirt and jeans? "Fashion infraction that is. Totally lame dude, hmmmmm." Said Master Yoda.

--- Anakin, "Hey! You aren't my squad! That means you're an enemy of the republic! ARRRGHHH! Die!" He then kills the clones, but soon spots two roaches on the wall, "Enemies of the republic, Die!" He kills the roaches, then he sees..... Six hours later.... Anakin looks in the mirror, "Enemy of the republic! Die!" Well, you probably see where this is going.

That's all I got for now.
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 04, 2005 7:09 pm    Post subject: My entries Reply with quote

1 ) bob: looks like someone needs an extreme makeover!
anakin: yes bob, you do need an extreme makeover!
bob: not the face!!!


2 ) george lucas: CUT! the jedi's arm fell out again, Anakin, hold on while I fix it.
anakin: you're either with me, or against me!
George: umm...
anakin: *slash*


3 ) joe: atleast anakin can't say he wasn't unarmed...doh!


4 ) yet again, another fatal falling down stairs accidents...will we ever learn...


5 ) joe: hmmm....this will go for alot on ebay!


6 ) joe: I told you to order the elavator! now look what happen...


7 ) Anakin: and that was for calling my mom fat!


8 ) and to think they were just playing around...


9 ) Anakin: and this is why kids should not run around with beams of light for swords *slashes arm off*


10 ) Anakin:*trips over stairs, accidently cuts off arm* crap! Oh well, you can always get a new cool robotic one! like this one!


11 ) Another terrible result of galactic arm wrestle


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PostPosted: Thu Aug 04, 2005 8:05 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Joe: Dude, this isn't nap time. Get up, put your stupid arm back in that socket, and....OOOH Pretty lightsaber handle....

Anakin: Hey you think that's pretty, look at my puuuurty blue blade....
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 04, 2005 9:02 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

ARTHUR:
Now stand aside, worthy adversary.
BLACK KNIGHT:
'Tis but a scratch.
ARTHUR:
A scratch? Your arm's off!
BLACK KNIGHT:
No, it isn't.

or most simply:

-Just a flesh wound.
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 04, 2005 9:04 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Under the stern glare of his captor, Joe assembles the new 'Darth Tater'.
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 04, 2005 10:47 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Joe:
Ouch! I guess I have no choice now other than borrowing your saber, but hurry, could you tell me where did you drop the blade piece?
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 05, 2005 12:02 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Anakin: "Whoa! My bad. This thing is really sharp! They should put a warning sticker on here or something. I mean, it just went right thru! I didn't expect that! There's like, not even any blood or anything. Does it come in red?"
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 05, 2005 12:47 am    Post subject: Lego Dummies and Obie Pawns! Reply with quote

These are individual, but if you want laughs, put the first four together as one.

#1:Anakin- D'oh! Stupid 2 year old got a hold of that minifig dummy I was practicin' on. Do you have a spare?

#2:Ben the Bum- Nope, instructions say that left arm connects to the body, and if 2 year olds come, throw a MegaBloks minifig, they'll chew on it for hours!

#3:Clone 1- Hey, we got a dummy down here! I the warranty still valid?

#4:Clone 2- No, it's been 90 days. It's just a dummy, c'mon, if you wanted it to last, you should've gotten a smartie instead, they know that 2 year olds love killing MegaBloks minifigs!

Same as ubove but donn't combine with the first four.

#5:Clone 1- Awww man! I took 2 coffee breaks and a trip to the bathroom just to return and see that Jack was playing "Lego Minifigure Slaughter" Star Wars style! I gotta move out of town, go under a new name like Stormtrooper, yeah that's good.

#6:Clone 2- Chill, Clone 1! Jack just wanted to take out his anger on Jar-Jar, so he used the catapult in Ewok Attack and flung it away. It's just that it ripped Obie-Pawn's arm off again!

#7:Anakin- I would help you Master, if the Light-Up Lightsaber wasn't attached to my hand! It's also making my head spin. But, I hate you Obie-Pawn Penoblie! So just lie there while I go melt myself in lava and become Vader to get this stupid lightsaber off!

#8, part 1:Ben The Bum- Duh, if I weren't Sdupiod(man, Im such a bum i forgot to learnhow to duhtype), Id whelp flou nd Floobiey-Pwawen Lkegobie.

#8, part 2:Clone 2- Your typing sucks!, can we get a type double?

#8, part 3:Director- I'm deaf! What did you say?

#8, part 4:Producer-CUT!!!!!!!!! Just delete that scene. Go to the one with the Mini TIE Interceptors! Quick, before I re-release Episode 4 again!!!!


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PostPosted: Fri Aug 05, 2005 2:39 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

If only the jedi were more armed...
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 05, 2005 2:40 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

You and whose army?
This one- oh...
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 05, 2005 10:06 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

#1
Cletus's attempt to make a sleeveless shirt goes terribly wrong.


#2
CUT. Mon Mothma, please stop wondering onto the set during the crucial moments. I just don't think you are going to make it into this movie. Sorry.
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 05, 2005 10:27 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Joe: Its raining men, hallelujah its raining men. Oh hello ani.

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PostPosted: Fri Aug 05, 2005 10:58 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

#1) His "Lightsaber" sytle was no match for my "Red Shirt" style. Do you feel you will fare any better?

#2) I wonder if a Red Shirt in Star Wars means the same thing it does in Star Trek? What happened to this guy!?!

#3) Oh my god, you killed Kenny! You bas.....!!!

#4) Advertisement on a box: Your very own Jedi! Guaranteed to fight evil, corruption, and Sith throughout the galaxy!
*Some Assembly Required*

#5) D***it Anakin, I'm a doctor, not a Jedi!


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PostPosted: Fri Aug 05, 2005 11:04 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Sticky'd!







No, that's not an entry.
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 05, 2005 11:17 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Cello Collin wrote:
Sticky'd!
No, that's not an entry.

I'd vote for it! Smile
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 05, 2005 12:21 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Tim learned to late that Elmer's glue just doesnt cut it when it comes to dismemberment.
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 05, 2005 12:28 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

(Anakin walks in)

Ani- What's this? He's already dead? I was suposed to kill him!

Clone 1- Crap. now we won't get a paycheck.

Clone 2- We never got a paycheck, dude.

Clone 1- Yeah, but if were good enough, he might give us one.

(Ani is fighting other Jedi)

Clone 1- Quick! Now's my chance!

(Fires a shot and kills the red-shirted Jedi)

Clone 1-Yes!

(Ani walks by, glares at Clone 1)

Ani- Come on men.

Clone 1- Hey, where's our money?

(Fires shot at Ani, they here bricks fall where ani stood)

Clone 2- Dude, you just shot the commander! Now we'll never get a paycheck.

Clone 1- He goes back together! He's just bricks for the love of---
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 05, 2005 4:16 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

1. "Cut, cut, cut!!! Christian, you cut off the hand. Not the whole Arm!!"

2. Anakin thinks, "Did Darth Sidious say 'Kill the Timmies'? Yes, yes, he did."

Too bad the stormtroopers guns are up or I could say:
3. Mere moments before Anakin is gunned down for being a Jedi.
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PostPosted: Sat Aug 06, 2005 2:10 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Joe: And then I said to the guy... Hey! Are you even listening to a word I'm saying! Mad

OR

Joe: I told you Jimmy, never mention the words Jar-Jar in front of Anakin...

OR

Joe: Ewww... That's like the fifth one this week! Those stairs are extremely hazardous!
Ah! Anakin! Clean this up will you? I'm going to write a letter to the council, about these stairs...

OR

Jimmies attempt to save costs and cut his hair with his lightsaber, ended with a tragedy, who eventually won me a Mini TIE-interceptor! Razz

OR

Another casualty involving a lightsaber-microphone mix up...

OR

Joe: Whuahaahahaaaa!!! Dude, you just got totally pwn3d!! lololololol!!!
Anakin: *singing* I am so 1337, I am so 1337, I am so 1337! Now beat it, kiddo, before I poke you with my glowing stick!

OR

Joe: Oh, Jesus, this is getting too intense! Quick, beam me up, Scotty!!

OR

Joe: Crap! What a situation I got myself in! So the saying is true: watch Fox and be cursed forever! Shocked

OR

...Will Joe be struck down by Vader? will those clones fall off the stairs? will Joe ever change his image??? Find out tomorrow, on Fox, at 5 PM!!

OR

Jimmy was trying to grab his hairpiece that was caught in the wind, and didn't see the stairs... It really was a nasty fall...

OR

Joe:Jimmy, could I borrow you cool outfit tonight? Dude? Hey?
...Anakin walks in...
Joe: Oh, are you guys also going to the prom?

OR (some Monty Python jokes)

Joe: eww, how did he get here?

... a while ago, someplace else.

-guard: whoever wants to cross the bridge of death, must answer me these questions, three! And the other side yee see!
... Or he will be cast into the gorge of eternal peril!
-Jimmy: Ok, let's hear 'em.
- one: what is your name?
-Jimmy: My name is...urr..oh.. Jimmy Galahad!
-guard: and what is your quest?
-Jimmy: my quest is to find a 4483 AT-AT, the most expensive and cool set of all the discontinued sets...
-guard: and what is your favorite lego set?
-Jimmy: Urr, the Republic Gunship, oh, no! The TIE Advan...
...WWHHAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!

OR

-Joe: Jeez, you killed the brides father!!
-Jimmy: I'm not quite dead!
-Joe: Ok, you mortally wounded the brides father!
-Jimmy: No, actually, I think I can pull trough!
-Joe: Ani, finish the job, do us all a favor...

OR

It's ok, everyone always falls the first time... (the matrix)

OR

George: Alright, CUT!! Rick, I know I said it was ok for you to have a cameo, but...
option 1: please change your outfit, it's hurting my eyes!
option 2: it's my turn this movie!

OR

Horatio: Alright, Eric, Tim, I want full search of this room, and the stairs, check for fingerprints, oh and Alexx, I want that autopsy finished by tomorrow!
*stands there looking at the victim, but fails to see the murderer now coming at him.*

more to come soon...
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PostPosted: Sat Aug 06, 2005 2:55 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Joe:You mean, 'Darth Cider' did this to you? Was he going to mix you up with another Jedi to make a different body?

Vader: Yes, Joe, I am your customizer.

Joe:NOOO!
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PostPosted: Sat Aug 06, 2005 12:20 pm    Post subject: NOT AN ENTRY Reply with quote

ok...why do I that some entries look like offspring off of mine?

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PostPosted: Sat Aug 06, 2005 1:18 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Arm gets cut off

Ani says:nope not good enough NEXT!

Timmy says:ill just get that arm out of the way

Ani says:good

Ani: come closer...

little closer

slash

Ani says:NEXT!
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PostPosted: Sat Aug 06, 2005 3:22 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Poke your eye out or slash your arm off...same difference..mama said not to run with that lightsaber in the temple!
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PostPosted: Sun Aug 07, 2005 7:43 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Nothing handyman joe cant fix with a roll of ever-handy... Duct-tape!
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PostPosted: Sun Aug 07, 2005 9:21 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Here's my first one.

Joe: Nice whack Ani, You got him good that time!!

(Arm is cut off and candy spills from torso)

Ani: Wow, Tootsie Rolls are my favorites!

Joe: I call the Dum-Dums!

Clone: Hey General, could you get me one of those Dum-Dums, I love those.

Joe: Those are mine! Vader, I now pronounce all Clones to be enemies of the Republic . Show them no mercy!

(Ani kills clones as Joe eats Dum-Dums)
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 08, 2005 12:58 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Shortly afterwards, Bob discovered what made such a clean cut.
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 09, 2005 1:57 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

#1: Bob- Anakin this is coming out of your paycheck, what have we told you about killing the Barbers.

#2: Bob- Anakin what have you done?
Anakin- He started it!

#3: Anakin- JIMMY! DID'NT YODA TELL YOU NOT TO RUN WITH A LIGHTSABER??

#4: Anakin- Well if it isn't the arm thief
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