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Zombie Austin
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PostPosted: Mon Dec 29, 2008 11:29 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

JackFr wrote:
woops. posted on the wrong account


Is there a compelling reason why you have two accounts? Compelling enough, for instance, that I shouldn't instantly ban you for admitting you have two accounts that you know the passwords to and use interchangeably?
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PostPosted: Mon Dec 29, 2008 11:34 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Austin wrote:
JackFr wrote:
woops. posted on the wrong account


Is there a compelling reason why you have two accounts? Compelling enough, for instance, that I shouldn't instantly ban you for admitting you have two accounts that you know the passwords to and use interchangeably?


Uh oh..... Shocked
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PostPosted: Mon Dec 29, 2008 11:45 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

CommanderJake wrote:
"He's not pinin'! He's passed on! This parrot is no more! He has ceased to be! He's expired and gone to meet his maker! He's a stiff! Bereft of life, he rests in peace! If you hadn't nailed him to the perch he'd be pushing up the daisies! His metabolic processes are now history! He's off the twig! He's kicked the bucket, he's shuffled off his mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the bleeding choir invisibile!! THIS IS AN EX-PARROT!!" - Mr Praline, Monty Python, the dead parrot sketch.


I love that one! Laughing

"I'll tell you what's wrong with it, it's dead. That's what's wrong with it."

I also find Monty Python's Dirty Hungarian Phrasebook sketch quite funny.

"My hovercraft is full of eels!"
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PostPosted: Mon Dec 29, 2008 12:35 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

JackFr wrote:
woops. posted on the wrong account

Woops is right.

Code of Conduct wrote:
12. Each member is allowed one user account. Any user found posting with multiple accounts, for any reason, will have all accounts permanently disabled and will not be allowed to return to regular forum activity again.

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PostPosted: Mon Dec 29, 2008 12:57 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

"I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries." (Monty Python)

"I got a FEVER! And the only prescription...is MORE COWBELL!" (SNL)

"I'm sorry...my fault. I forgot you were an idiot." (Random)

"I remember meeting a mother of a child who was abducted by the North Koreans right here in the Oval Office." (Pres. Bush)

"Thank you, your Holiness. Awesome speech." (Pres. Bush to the Pope)

"If this were a dictatorship, it'd be a heck of a lot easier, just so long as I'm the dictator." (Pres. Bush)

"See, free nations are peaceful nations. Free nations don't attack each other. Free nations don't develop weapons of mass destruction." (Pres. Bush)

I could go on with these Bushisms, but I'll stop Wink .
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PostPosted: Mon Dec 29, 2008 1:21 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Customer: I want the lettering on the back of this jacket to be 4 inches tall.

Me: Well, usually the standard that we go with is 3 inches. The lettering on a 4 inch letter makes it so we have to really reduce the width of a letter and we charge much, much more for a 4 inch letter.

Customer: Maybe you’re right, since my name is Harrington and that’s kind of a long name. How big is 3 inches?

Me: ...uh…Do you want the obvious answer or the technical one?

This quote is from the first time I was asked this.
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PostPosted: Mon Dec 29, 2008 2:43 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

"YOU! Cake or death?
-Uh..I'll take the cake, please.
-FINE! Give him cake!
-Oh, it's very nice, thank you!"
(Eddie Izzard)

"Where does Coily fit into God's plan for us?"
(MST3K)

"-Let's have a Patrick Swayze Christmas this year,
-Or else we'll tear your throat out and kick you in the ear-
-Um, Crow, I don't know if this song is exactly right for the Christmas sentiment...
-What, like a good action sequence don't belong in a Christmas carol?"
(MST3K)
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PostPosted: Mon Dec 29, 2008 3:44 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

11Numb wrote:

"All I want, are some sharks with frickin' laserbeams attached to their heads!"
-Dr. Evil



I love that movie
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PostPosted: Mon Dec 29, 2008 4:08 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

CommanderJake wrote:

And JackFr, how many do you have? Laughing


My brother is dumb.

That is all.
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PostPosted: Tue Dec 30, 2008 4:29 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I love Monty Python's Mr. Hilter sketch. (That's H-I-L-T-E-R, not Hitler.)

Mr. Bimmler (Not Himmler): "I am retired window cleaner and pacifist, without doing war crimes *hurriedly corrects himself* tch tch tch, and am glad England win World Cup - Bobby Charlton, Martin Peters - and eating lots of chips and fish and hole in the toads, and Dundee cakes on Piccadilly line. Don't you know old chap I was head of Gestapo for ten years. Five years! No, no, nein, I was not head of Gestapo at all... I make joke."
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PostPosted: Tue Dec 30, 2008 4:58 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

^ Laughing Yes thats my favorite as well.

"I think hes got...beautiful legs!"- Mr Gumby (from the same sketch)
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PostPosted: Tue Dec 30, 2008 5:27 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

"'Tis but a flesh wound!" - The Black Knight, Monty Python and the Holy Grail.
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PostPosted: Tue Dec 30, 2008 5:57 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

"I put on my robe and wizard hat..." -bloodninja Razz

"I shot an elephant in my pajamas once. How he got in my Pajamas I'll never know." -Groucho Marx
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PostPosted: Tue Dec 30, 2008 10:00 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

OOM-9 wrote:
^ Laughing Yes thats my favorite as well.

"I think hes got...beautiful legs!"- Mr Gumby (from the same sketch)


"Oh, I don't like the sound of these here Boncentration Bamps." -Other guy from the sketch
"Well, I gave him my baby to kiss, and he bit it! On the head!" -Woman from the sketch

I also love how they make fun of the way Hitler would speak publicly and how he did the Nazi salute. Laughing

*raises fist* "I am not a racialist!" -Mr. Hilter
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PostPosted: Thu Jan 01, 2009 7:16 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

"you cake or death
uh death please, wait cake
aha you said death first
but i meant cake
very well give him cake" - Eddie Izzard "cake or death"
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PostPosted: Thu Jan 22, 2009 6:49 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

"cake or zombies"

/me bites donneyboy
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PostPosted: Fri Jan 23, 2009 12:38 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

/slaughters Jinja Zombie in the head with new machine gun!

This is for The CABG! Razz
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PostPosted: Fri Jan 23, 2009 12:38 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

/me slices The Jinja Zombies face off, then roundhouse kicks off head
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PostPosted: Fri Jan 23, 2009 12:38 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

/me attacks The Jinja Zombie's head with a Pick Axe.
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PostPosted: Fri Jan 23, 2009 12:38 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

/me blasts The Jinja Zombie's face off with Big C Blasts!

Another one bites the dust!
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PostPosted: Fri Jan 23, 2009 12:38 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

/me bites Fullmetalfan.
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PostPosted: Fri Jan 23, 2009 12:42 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

/me punches off ZombieBly's head.

The CABG is safe!
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PostPosted: Fri Jan 23, 2009 12:42 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

/me shoots zombly42 in the head with a AK-47.
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PostPosted: Fri Jan 23, 2009 12:42 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

/me scars Zombly's head off
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PostPosted: Fri Jan 23, 2009 12:42 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

/me bites Commander Faie.
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PostPosted: Fri Jan 23, 2009 12:42 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

/me blasts zombly42's face off with Big C Blasts!

Pay attention to the rules, kiddo. Razz
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PostPosted: Fri Jan 23, 2009 12:46 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

He's playing a great game actually. Check the posting time! And you haven't got him yet.
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PostPosted: Fri Jan 23, 2009 12:51 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I know, we're all very impressed by this maneuver. Very Happy
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PostPosted: Fri Jan 23, 2009 1:19 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Finally! A zombie following the footsteps of the great Swoosh Zombie!
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PostPosted: Fri Jan 23, 2009 9:40 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

"White folks' greed runs a world in need."

"...and over the last fifteen months we've traveled to every corner of the United States. I've now been in fifty seven states. Only one more to go."

"On this Memorial Day, as our nation honors its unbroken line of fallen heroes—and I see many of them in the audience here today."
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