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Zedsier · Undead! Joined: 31 Jul 2006 Location: Slave I, California

IMPERIALSHADOWZ0RZ PWNZRZ

Ends: Sep 9th 12:00 noon, my time

Prize: 1 Stormtrooper, new style, flesh head

Remember, one entry per person, I think ThePlasticJedi is judging.

Cheers,
Juni
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Enigma · Posted: Mon Sep 03, 2007 6:12 pm Post subject:

Stormtrooper: BOBA, MAN WOULD YOU CLOSE YOUR LEGS!?

Boba: AT LEAST I HAVE A NAME TO BE CALLED BY!

Stormtrooper: ...That was harsh man..

Boba: Sorry bro...

-Jordan
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KitFisto007 · Joined: 25 Jul 2007 Location: You know, I'm not quite sure

[Transformers theme song]
Imperials, Wieghtlifters in disguise
[Transformers theme song/]

Thanks Jun, these are so fun
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11numnumnum · Undead! Joined: 13 Jan 2007 Location: Isn't it Obvious?

Stormie: Not too heavy for ya, Boba?
Boba: NEED...SPOT...NOW!
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JaredZombie · Undead! Joined: 05 Jun 2006 Location: Texas

Instead of practicing their aim, all employees of the Empire must work out ten hours a day...

Boba: Man, this sucks! How is this helping us?
Stormie:I dunno, us stormies can barely hold a gun with this outfit, nevermind punching someone.
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Silent Fett · Joined: 02 Aug 2007 Location: Switzerland

Stormtrooper: We wouldn't have to work out so much if we hadn't been cloned from such a wimp.

Boba Fett: Hey!
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KitFisto007 · Joined: 25 Jul 2007 Location: You know, I'm not quite sure

You mean megaphone? Wink

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Xeta · Joined: 20 Jan 2007 Location: SWG

DestructiveZombie · Undead! Joined: 23 Sep 2006 Location: City of Evil, Canada

Stormtrooper(in a drill Sargent Voice): You call that lifting, maggot?! I have a better chance to shot a main character then you have to lift that weight! Lift Maggot!"
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Vimes · Joined: 08 Feb 2007 Location: Christchurch, New Zealand

Yeah, I'm doing some extra training to be ready - cos as a US American,
I personally believe we need to help the people of South Africa, Iraq ..............
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Xeta · Joined: 20 Jan 2007 Location: SWG

Stormtrooper: Why are we working out with our armor on?

Boba: Because we don't have faces, remember...
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ki-adi-windu · Joined: 27 Jan 2007 Location: Monterey, CA

Stormtrooper:Why doesn't the Emperor put more funds into target shooting?

Boba:Well, they do, your guns are getting plenty of practice.

Joedward · Hoover Joined: 23 Jun 2005

[It turned out that while on set some of these guys started using props to help stay in shape (I made that up)]
Stormie: I just nicked a lightsaber, works quite well, where'd you get that?
Boba: I borrowed it from the underbelly bit of Cloud City, one of the aerial things Luke grabs onto.
Stormie: Oh cool...........I swear the haven't finished that scene!!!
[R.I.P little LEGO Luke Crying or Very sad

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Zombiegoo · Undead! Joined: 03 May 2006 Location: Finland

Boba: "One... three... ten... thirty-four... seventy-one... one hundred!"
Stormie: "What the Sith are you doing??
Boba: "I count them how they feel, man."
Stormie: "And you're supposed to be an überharsh and feared bounty hunter? Scheez..."
Boba: "At least I can lift my gun high enoug to aim!"
Stormie: "....shuddup."
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R2 Lou2 · Joined: 27 Jun 2006 Location: On board The Lemony Falcon!

Stormtrooper - " Sir, Lord Vader would like to invite you for cocktails in his private chambers, may i mix you a martini?

Boba - "Sure dude, thanx very much"

Stormtrooper - " No problem Sir. Begging your pardon but i've forgotten how you like your martini, shaken? With ice and...."

Boba - " Stirred man, give it a real good stir - here use this".

P.S.
I would like to enter this caption just for the fun of it, i respectfully withdraw from the prizegiving as i would like everyone else to have a fair crack of the whip Smile

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Joedward · Hoover Joined: 23 Jun 2005

General Veers · Posted: Tue Sep 04, 2007 7:28 am Post subject:

Boba on the Deathstar weight room

Boba: I knew I should have had a spotter.
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Rook · Posted: Tue Sep 04, 2007 9:49 am Post subject:

Storm Trooper, "Have you seen Vader today?"
Boba, "I think heee heee heee's ov'r tha.. tha... there."

JayfoZombie · Destroyed! Joined: 13 Aug 2005 Location: New York

Boba and Stormie train to get revenge on the people who thought it was a good idea to stop making their printed armor.
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Clonecommando007 · Posted: Tue Sep 04, 2007 10:10 am Post subject:

Boba:Aaah, One, two, three...See whitey? I can lift a lot more than you!
Stormtrooper:Maybe because those weights are hollow?
Boba:Whaa? I knew it...
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Nezumiiro · Joined: 20 Aug 2006 Location: Bend, *snicker* Oregon

Boba: So how's things going with that girl?
Stormie: Not so hot...
Boba: Oh?
Stormie: I've caught her making out with other guys three times now.
Boba: Well, in her defense, y'all look the same.
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Zombie Fetty · Undead! Joined: 03 Aug 2005 Location: I'm really not sure

While on your trip to the Death Star, you can join in the brutal, forced weightlifting sessions.
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Zom-9 · Undead! Joined: 17 Apr 2007 Location: somewere out there

Boba: Help me...can hold this...much longer!
Stormtrooper:Yeah, yeah hang on I'm almost to 100.
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ThePlasticJedi · Posted: Tue Sep 04, 2007 12:03 pm Post subject:

Indeed, I am judging. There are a couple already that are real funny, so get crackin' people!

I'm also going to make one of my own, which will not be judged, obviously.

TPJ
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DarthPineapple · Joined: 19 Mar 2006 Location: The Netherlands

The reason why TK-421 wasn't at his post...
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Lord Of Pies · Posted: Tue Sep 04, 2007 12:59 pm Post subject:

Stormtrooper: Gawd! I'm sure that in the films, these lightsabers weren't so heavy!
Boba: Shaddup ya face! To think, your my clone!
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lego123 · Joined: 19 Dec 2006

What the prize is a stormtrooper must win funny umm funny ahh

stormtrooper:Hey boba I just bought DARTHMAULS light saber!!!!

boba:I'm kinda stuck

stormtrooper:I would cut you free but the light saber is filled....

Hope This is funny Confused

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Falcon Man · Posted: Tue Sep 04, 2007 1:14 pm Post subject:

It's hard to belive their hollow arms can hold up those 1/2 gram wieghts
::D:
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Leon S Kennedy · Joined: 26 May 2007 Location: Zombie Slayin'

Boba: Uggghh! Yeah! Dude, check out my abs!, wait, why is'nt it working for you?"
Stormie: My dumbbell says "Made in Canada." Canadian Idiots. What the heck were they thinking aboot when they made this!I am Canadian and take no offense to what i just said.[/b][/i]
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DestructiveZombie · Undead! Joined: 23 Sep 2006 Location: City of Evil, Canada

There are other Canadians here too Wink

Though I don't take offence to it. I always make fun of Canada anyways.
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