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zombieprongs
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Joined: 22 Apr 2005
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Scruffy's gonna die how Scruffy lived, joke or no joke.
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Dazombie
ZOMGpire!
Joined: 04 Feb 2005
Location: Lavalcula, Québecula, Canadania
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| Posted: Fri Mar 23, 2007 1:06 pm Post subject: |
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This janitorial campaign is so pathetic so far that I decided to up the scale a little...
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** And now, a special message from the Rebel Party **
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We, at the Rebel Party, believe that even if you have a prestigious role, you should still be able to pick up after yourself and others.
A vote for Junsier and the Rebel Party is a vote for the total package :
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zombieprongs
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Joined: 22 Apr 2005
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| Posted: Fri Mar 23, 2007 1:14 pm Post subject: |
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I'm Scruffy. The janitor.
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Oi. Daz. How can your candidate do so much? Surely the people will want a separate Mayor and Janitor, so the Mayor can be good at Mayoring and Janitor at Janitoring?
"Best of both worlds", you may say. I disagree. It will be the worst of both worlds. You can't be good at both. Basically, you're good at one, or OK at both.
Disagree?
I challenge you to a duel. 
Scruffy ain't evil, though.
Scruffy likes mops.
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Joined: 23 Jun 2005
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| Posted: Fri Mar 23, 2007 1:20 pm Post subject: |
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Cello Collin for Janitor 07 FTW
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Dazombie
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Joined: 04 Feb 2005
Location: Lavalcula, Québecula, Canadania
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| Posted: Fri Mar 23, 2007 1:21 pm Post subject: |
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And waste the money of the good people of FBTB on TWO public jobs?
The mayor was doing it all in the past. Surely Junsier can do it all also.
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zombieprongs
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Joined: 22 Apr 2005
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| Posted: Fri Mar 23, 2007 1:27 pm Post subject: |
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That's what you think...
Bonus Round: Scruffy don't want no pay!
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Dazombie
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Joined: 04 Feb 2005
Location: Lavalcula, Québecula, Canadania
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| Posted: Fri Mar 23, 2007 1:36 pm Post subject: |
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** And now, a special message from the Rebel Party **
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We, at the Rebel Party, believe that cleaning should be done efficiently, but in the same time with alot of fun.
A vote for Junsier and the Rebel Party is a vote for efficiency and fun :
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zombieprongs
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Joined: 22 Apr 2005
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| Posted: Fri Mar 23, 2007 1:45 pm Post subject: |
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Do YOU want people like this as your Janitor?
Me too. Till then, though...
Vote Scruffy. The Janitor.
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Joined: 23 Jun 2005
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| Posted: Fri Mar 23, 2007 1:52 pm Post subject: |
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Do YOU want people like this as your Janitor?
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Heck yes we do 
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zombieprongs
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Joined: 22 Apr 2005
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| Posted: Fri Mar 23, 2007 2:05 pm Post subject: |
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Yup, me too. [*]
In the meantime, Vote Scruffy. The Janitor.
The Brain Slug Experience fully endorses BUM (Boozed-Up Moron)**.
Here. Take one.
Brain Slugs Rule.
Vote Scruffy. The Janitor.
*EDIT: Oops. Scruffy revealed his secret plan for next year's Janitor Election. Can't let no-one see that.
**Please see below posts for pic of BUM!
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RebelZombie
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Joined: 18 Nov 2005
Location: The beige part of town.
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| Posted: Fri Mar 23, 2007 5:12 pm Post subject: |
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Collin will be Janitor
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CommanderJake
Joined: 11 Oct 2005
Location: England
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| Posted: Fri Mar 23, 2007 5:17 pm Post subject: |
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[trance]Collin will be janitor[/trance]
huh, wha, huy, what did I say? ::D:
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pacman110011
Joined: 05 Mar 2007
Location: Oklahoma
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| Posted: Fri Mar 23, 2007 5:28 pm Post subject: |
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Must obey the hypno-toad…
-Devin
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zombieprongs
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Joined: 22 Apr 2005
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| Posted: Fri Mar 23, 2007 5:28 pm Post subject: |
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Hey! Futurama's my campaign slant! Damn you hypno-toad!
So... do you want this:
Or this:
As your FBTBJanitor07? An OFY (Outrageously Furry Yeti*), or a BUM (Boozed-Up Moron)?
I think we all know the answer to that... 
Vote BUM for a better future, when I can be bothered.
*This is not meant to represent anybody. Please don't take it in the wrong way.
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Zombie Fetty
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Joined: 03 Aug 2005
Location: I'm really not sure
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| Posted: Sat Mar 24, 2007 6:05 am Post subject: |
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*This is not meant to represent anybody. Please don't take it in the wrong way. |
Are you sure? It looks quite like me. 
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ZombieAndrew
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Joined: 17 Aug 2005
Location: Tampa, UT
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| Posted: Mon Mar 26, 2007 2:15 pm Post subject: |
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Well this is exciting.
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CommanderJake
Joined: 11 Oct 2005
Location: England
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| Posted: Mon Mar 26, 2007 2:33 pm Post subject: |
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| Well this is exciting. |
::D:
I'm with you on that. This thread is pretty pointless, just 'cos everyones gonna vote for collin...
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ZombieSolo
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Joined: 05 Feb 2005
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| Posted: Mon Mar 26, 2007 2:45 pm Post subject: |
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| I know I am. |
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CommanderJake
Joined: 11 Oct 2005
Location: England
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| Posted: Mon Mar 26, 2007 2:47 pm Post subject: |
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Yeah, me too. Oops, I didn't say that... 
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ZombieAndrew
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Joined: 17 Aug 2005
Location: Tampa, UT
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| Posted: Mon Mar 26, 2007 3:18 pm Post subject: |
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Logan Starfire
Joined: 07 May 2006
Location: somewhere in the Metro New York area... Currently: Contemplating stuff...
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| Posted: Mon Mar 26, 2007 4:01 pm Post subject: |
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If people really want to make this campaign fun... why not campaign for Collin?
A few random images would go a long way in reviving this thread... and bring a little "I seem to be having tremendous difficulty with my lifestyle"-fest to it as well.
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RebelZombie
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Joined: 18 Nov 2005
Location: The beige part of town.
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| Posted: Tue Mar 27, 2007 12:25 am Post subject: |
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I'm counting on everyone to vote for Junsier for Janitor.
I want him to at least win something...
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Big Z
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Joined: 03 Feb 2005
Location: I AM THE HORDEZ
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| Posted: Tue Mar 27, 2007 8:07 am Post subject: |
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J00 STOLE MY RIBBON!!!!ONEUNO!!11!!!!!
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imperialshadows
Joined: 10 May 2006
Location: Right behind you.
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| Posted: Tue Mar 27, 2007 8:47 am Post subject: |
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How could anyone not vote for him now? The face of a winner.
I officially throw my support into the mop bucket of Collin For Janitor!
Speaking of which, isn't it campaign in the title? Someone needs to come along and clean that mess up. Someone with t3h p0w4h!
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Big Z
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Joined: 03 Feb 2005
Location: I AM THE HORDEZ
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| Posted: Tue Mar 27, 2007 10:09 am Post subject: |
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I think it's a Freudian Slip, personally.
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KirK Kanos
Joined: 14 Feb 2007
Location: The dark side of the moon
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| Posted: Tue Mar 27, 2007 10:28 am Post subject: |
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Support Collin for Janitor!
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Memory
Joined: 29 Jan 2007
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| Posted: Tue Mar 27, 2007 10:49 am Post subject: |
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| A special story did wrote: |
One day, Collin was sitting at his computer, browsing through the little online world of his worshippers; this was a frequent hobby of his. He liked to look around to see that his plan was moving forward with clockwork precision. He checked his calendar, to see how long it would be before he could annex the world. When he looked back, however, something caught his eye.
"What's this?" he said. "They want me to be janitor! Such a task is not suited to me at all! Besides, I'm already a janitor; can't they see that? I clean up topics and posts, and give spammers the boot. Nevertheless, my inner self commands me to please them, and so I shall. Besides, how could a little extra power hurt?"
Collin typed a few words to suggest that he had no idea what was going on (for this was how he liked to do things). He then sat back and watched as his fans all pledged their support to him. They'll make a very nice army, he thought to himself.
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Note: If anyone is offended by this for any reason, please don't be. It's a joke. I know very little about Collin, and have no idea whether or not he wants to annex the entire planet.
Also: I know it's short, but this stuff is hard to write. Now, go away.
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Joedward
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Joined: 23 Jun 2005
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| Posted: Tue Mar 27, 2007 10:54 am Post subject: |
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I know very little about Collin...
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I think you summed him up quite nicely 
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Big Z
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Joined: 03 Feb 2005
Location: I AM THE HORDEZ
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| Posted: Tue Mar 27, 2007 11:41 am Post subject: |
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Actually, I just want Texas.
And Canada.
Ohhh snap.
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ZombieD1
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Joined: 25 Mar 2005
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| Posted: Tue Mar 27, 2007 11:53 am Post subject: |
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| Actually, I just want Texas. |
That's strange. I was under the impression that you already owned Texas.
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