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Darth Duck
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 19, 2007 2:44 pm    Post subject: FBTBCNN Election Time Special Reply with quote

DD: Hello, I'm Darth Duck and you are not. (*)
Like the flooding of the Nile elections, a combination of joy and terror, election season is back.

The race for the mayorship is heating up as is the race for the janitorship and the coveted post of FBTB suck-up, a post held by Daz Hoo (**) for three years now, and he's still running unopposed.

With the nominations winding down you can be assured thet I and the FBTBCNN team will be ready, willing and able to give you the latest and greatest in the news.

* Apologies to Mr. C. Chase.
** Sorry Daz, you know I love you. Smile

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PostPosted: Mon Mar 19, 2007 2:51 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

::D: I can't wait top see where this leads...
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Scitvs
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 19, 2007 3:02 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Interesting. What if I gave an exclusive interview to FBTBCNN?
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 19, 2007 4:05 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I was bored. . .


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PostPosted: Mon Mar 19, 2007 5:14 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

This should be entertaining
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 19, 2007 5:30 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Yarns87 wrote:
I was bored. . .

Nice... Cool
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 19, 2007 9:51 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Scitvs wrote:
Interesting. What if I gave an exclusive interview to FBTBCNN?


You'll all be giving exclusive interviews to FBTBCNN whether you know it or not.

*grins all evil-like*

And the debate...

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PostPosted: Mon Mar 19, 2007 9:54 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Oooooh.

Impressive, most impressive.
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 19, 2007 9:59 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Darth Duck wrote:
You'll all be giving exclusive interviews to FBTBCNN whether you know it or not.


Awesome! I look forward to this! Have you found anyone to help you yet Ducky? I would, but I am running, I hope you get a little bit of help anyways.

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PostPosted: Tue Mar 20, 2007 4:05 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Have you found anyone to help you yet Ducky?


He needs all the help he can get, and I can't afford his therapists. :p
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 20, 2007 4:18 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

ThePlasticJedi wrote:
Darth Duck wrote:
You'll all be giving exclusive interviews to FBTBCNN whether you know it or not.


Awesome! I look forward to this! Have you found anyone to help you yet Ducky? I would, but I am running, I hope you get a little bit of help anyways.

TPJ


I PM'd him a while ago, and didn't get a response.

Anyway, this sounds pretty cool! Smile
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 21, 2007 9:02 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

DD: Tonight we look at the true underdog of the Janitorial election race: Cello Collin.

Collin has a long and sordid history on these boards, dating back a long, long time, but I still remember when he was an eager annoying newbie. I remember when he was banned. I remember when I played a role in getting him un-banned. I'm sorry everyone.

Collin was kind enough to join us for an interview this evening. Hello Collin.

CC: Hey Ken.

DD: So what's it like to be running for janitor?

CC: I have no idea what you're talking about.

DD: You're nominated for the position of FBTB Janitor.

CC: *sticks fingers in his ears* La-la-la I can't hear you.

DD: Do you know you're running?

CC: Running for what?

DD: Never mind. You're American right?

CC: You can't prove that.

DD: You admit it. And proudly at that. Why are you being difficult?

CC: I don't know. It's fun. And besides, I don't see what I have to do with an election special.

DD: Well you are running.

CC: Am not.

DD: Are too.

CC: Am not.

DD: Yes you are!

CC: NEVER!

DD: Only I may yell in the studio.

CC: Oh, sorry. I used to be an employee of FBTBCNN, I maintain yelling rights.

DD: Well [expletive deleted]. This was a waste of an interview. Good luck with not running.

CC: Thank you.

DD: Tune in tomorrow when we interview the man behind the curtain: that crazy Caknucklehead Daz Hoo. Who also worked for FBTBCNN in the past. Until then this is Darth Duck saying: I need more friends.
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 22, 2007 11:01 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'll be your friend Very Happy














For a very reasonable price Wink
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 22, 2007 2:20 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'll help with this Ducky. Very Happy

I have no real part in the election except innocent bystander. And if I get hit by something, I promise I'll only cry for 20 minutes! Count on me!
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 22, 2007 2:25 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

::D: Good stuff, I can't wait to see Daz's interview...
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 22, 2007 2:34 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Haha. When you interview R2, could you translate all the beeps and whistles?
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 22, 2007 3:16 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

DonSolo wrote:
::D: Good stuff, I can't wait to see Daz's interview...


I can't wait to see... huh... I mean, give it either!
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 22, 2007 3:35 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Scitvs wrote:
Haha. When you interview R2, could translate all the beeps and whistles?
I think you missed a word there Sci Wink
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 22, 2007 5:02 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I don't know what you're talking about, Don. All hail the power of edititing! Razz
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 22, 2007 5:35 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

DonSolo wrote:
Sci


I need a cool nickname like that. Any suggestions?
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 22, 2007 5:35 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Leftovers? Wink
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 22, 2007 5:36 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Remnant wrote:
DonSolo wrote:
Sci


I need a cool nickname like that. Any suggestions?
...uh, Rem? Idea
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 22, 2007 5:39 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

DonSolo wrote:
uh, Rem? Idea



Genious!
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Remnant wrote:
DonSolo wrote:
uh, Rem? Idea



Genious!


You mean Genius? Wink
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 22, 2007 5:41 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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DonSolo wrote:
uh, Rem? Idea



Genious!


You mean Genius? Wink


That too! ::D:
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 22, 2007 11:03 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hmmm, how about 'Remmy'? It rolls forth from thy tongue.
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 22, 2007 11:06 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

DD: Hello, we have with us in the studio the forum Karl Rove, Leo McGarry and Mr. Smithers all rolled into one. Yes, Daz Hoo.

Thanks for showing up Daz.

DH: Bonjour.

DD: Right, you're a francophone, from Quebec.

DH: Le fromage est le pamplemousse.

DD: Alright, enough French, what are the real issues you see this election.

DH: Well Ducky, it's all about street cred. None of the candidates have it.

DD: What about Junsier?

DH: *laughs* Oh heck no, he's got nothing but a pretty face. Even the Ficus has more street cred than him and it can't even walk. Junsier is basically a puppet for my evil schemes.

DD: Is it wise to call your schemes evil?

DH: Why not? He's gonna win. My candidates always win.

DD: What if Junsier is smarter than you give him credit for?

DH: Well then I'll end up in a ditch sometime in the near future. But that won't happen. *looks around nervously then laughs*

DD: Wouldn't that be a news story?

DH: *laughs* Yes, but it'll never happen. *ducks from flying machete* Junsier needs me and I need, someone to live my dreams vicariously through.

DD: Do you cry at night?

DH: Always.

DD: Thank you Daz for this enlightening interview.
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 22, 2007 11:14 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

ROFL! That last part was just hilarious. Reminds me of what Colbert does to end some of his interviews!

But yeah, I'm probably not going to be that funny by the time I get an interview.

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PostPosted: Thu Mar 22, 2007 11:17 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Yeah, go Daz!
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PostPosted: Fri Mar 23, 2007 1:09 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

golden ::D:
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