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Darth Duck Local Quack
Joined: 05 Feb 2005 Location: Nova Scotia, Canada
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Posted: Mon Mar 19, 2007 2:44 pm Post subject: FBTBCNN Election Time Special |
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DD: Hello, I'm Darth Duck and you are not. (*)
Like the flooding of the Nile elections, a combination of joy and terror, election season is back.
The race for the mayorship is heating up as is the race for the janitorship and the coveted post of FBTB suck-up, a post held by Daz Hoo (**) for three years now, and he's still running unopposed.
With the nominations winding down you can be assured thet I and the FBTBCNN team will be ready, willing and able to give you the latest and greatest in the news.
* Apologies to Mr. C. Chase.
** Sorry Daz, you know I love you.  _________________ Sometimes I Quack Myself Up... |
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ZombieSolo ... eats you all. [zMOD]

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Posted: Mon Mar 19, 2007 2:51 pm Post subject: |
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::D: I can't wait top see where this leads... |
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Scitvs Praetor Nerdivs

Joined: 15 Nov 2005 Location: Ye olde Tymes
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Posted: Mon Mar 19, 2007 3:02 pm Post subject: |
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Interesting. What if I gave an exclusive interview to FBTBCNN? _________________
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Yarns87

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Posted: Mon Mar 19, 2007 4:05 pm Post subject: |
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I was bored. . .
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Joedward Hoover

Joined: 23 Jun 2005
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Posted: Mon Mar 19, 2007 5:14 pm Post subject: |
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This should be entertaining _________________
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ZombieSolo ... eats you all. [zMOD]

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Posted: Mon Mar 19, 2007 5:30 pm Post subject: |
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Yarns87 wrote: |
I was bored. . .
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Nice...  |
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Darth Duck Local Quack
Joined: 05 Feb 2005 Location: Nova Scotia, Canada
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Posted: Mon Mar 19, 2007 9:51 pm Post subject: |
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Scitvs wrote: |
Interesting. What if I gave an exclusive interview to FBTBCNN? |
You'll all be giving exclusive interviews to FBTBCNN whether you know it or not.
*grins all evil-like*
And the debate...
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Scitvs Praetor Nerdivs

Joined: 15 Nov 2005 Location: Ye olde Tymes
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Posted: Mon Mar 19, 2007 9:54 pm Post subject: |
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Oooooh.
Impressive, most impressive. _________________
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ThePlasticJedi Maple Leaf Defender

Joined: 08 Aug 2005 Location: Vault 106
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Posted: Mon Mar 19, 2007 9:59 pm Post subject: |
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Darth Duck wrote: |
You'll all be giving exclusive interviews to FBTBCNN whether you know it or not. |
Awesome! I look forward to this! Have you found anyone to help you yet Ducky? I would, but I am running, I hope you get a little bit of help anyways.
TPJ _________________ )2eady? "A Royale with cheese"
Chew them out and spit them up. It's the way of the Nooblet. |
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CloneZomberor ZOMGpire!

Joined: 06 Feb 2005 Location: Tim Hortons - Rrrroll up the Rrrrim to Win
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Posted: Tue Mar 20, 2007 4:05 pm Post subject: |
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ThePlasticJedi wrote: |
Have you found anyone to help you yet Ducky? |
He needs all the help he can get, and I can't afford his therapists. :p _________________
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ZombieAndrew Undead!

Joined: 17 Aug 2005 Location: Tampa, UT
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Posted: Tue Mar 20, 2007 4:18 pm Post subject: |
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ThePlasticJedi wrote: |
Darth Duck wrote: |
You'll all be giving exclusive interviews to FBTBCNN whether you know it or not. |
Awesome! I look forward to this! Have you found anyone to help you yet Ducky? I would, but I am running, I hope you get a little bit of help anyways.
TPJ |
I PM'd him a while ago, and didn't get a response.
Anyway, this sounds pretty cool!  _________________ It's time for FBTBForums.net to "Get off my plane".  |
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Darth Duck Local Quack
Joined: 05 Feb 2005 Location: Nova Scotia, Canada
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Posted: Wed Mar 21, 2007 9:02 pm Post subject: |
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DD: Tonight we look at the true underdog of the Janitorial election race: Cello Collin.
Collin has a long and sordid history on these boards, dating back a long, long time, but I still remember when he was an eager annoying newbie. I remember when he was banned. I remember when I played a role in getting him un-banned. I'm sorry everyone.
Collin was kind enough to join us for an interview this evening. Hello Collin.
CC: Hey Ken.
DD: So what's it like to be running for janitor?
CC: I have no idea what you're talking about.
DD: You're nominated for the position of FBTB Janitor.
CC: *sticks fingers in his ears* La-la-la I can't hear you.
DD: Do you know you're running?
CC: Running for what?
DD: Never mind. You're American right?
CC: You can't prove that.
DD: You admit it. And proudly at that. Why are you being difficult?
CC: I don't know. It's fun. And besides, I don't see what I have to do with an election special.
DD: Well you are running.
CC: Am not.
DD: Are too.
CC: Am not.
DD: Yes you are!
CC: NEVER!
DD: Only I may yell in the studio.
CC: Oh, sorry. I used to be an employee of FBTBCNN, I maintain yelling rights.
DD: Well [expletive deleted]. This was a waste of an interview. Good luck with not running.
CC: Thank you.
DD: Tune in tomorrow when we interview the man behind the curtain: that crazy Caknucklehead Daz Hoo. Who also worked for FBTBCNN in the past. Until then this is Darth Duck saying: I need more friends. _________________ Sometimes I Quack Myself Up... |
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Joedward Hoover

Joined: 23 Jun 2005
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Posted: Thu Mar 22, 2007 11:01 am Post subject: |
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I'll be your friend
For a very reasonable price  _________________
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Remnant

Joined: 13 Feb 2006 Location: "The Artist Formerly Known as Cmdr. Bacara"
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Posted: Thu Mar 22, 2007 2:20 pm Post subject: |
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I'll help with this Ducky.
I have no real part in the election except innocent bystander. And if I get hit by something, I promise I'll only cry for 20 minutes! Count on me! _________________
If you're a Christian, put this in your sig :><>
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ZombieSolo ... eats you all. [zMOD]

Joined: 05 Feb 2005
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Posted: Thu Mar 22, 2007 2:25 pm Post subject: |
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::D: Good stuff, I can't wait to see Daz's interview... |
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Scitvs Praetor Nerdivs

Joined: 15 Nov 2005 Location: Ye olde Tymes
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Posted: Thu Mar 22, 2007 2:34 pm Post subject: |
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Haha. When you interview R2, could you translate all the beeps and whistles? _________________
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Dazombie ZOMGpire!

Joined: 04 Feb 2005 Location: Lavalcula, Québecula, Canadania
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Posted: Thu Mar 22, 2007 3:16 pm Post subject: |
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DonSolo wrote: |
::D: Good stuff, I can't wait to see Daz's interview... |
I can't wait to see... huh... I mean, give it either! _________________
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ZombieSolo ... eats you all. [zMOD]

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Posted: Thu Mar 22, 2007 3:35 pm Post subject: |
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Scitvs wrote: |
Haha. When you interview R2, could translate all the beeps and whistles? |
I think you missed a word there Sci  |
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Scitvs Praetor Nerdivs

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Posted: Thu Mar 22, 2007 5:02 pm Post subject: |
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I don't know what you're talking about, Don. All hail the power of edititing!  _________________
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Remnant

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Posted: Thu Mar 22, 2007 5:35 pm Post subject: |
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I need a cool nickname like that. Any suggestions? _________________
If you're a Christian, put this in your sig :><>
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babyjawa

Joined: 05 Nov 2005
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Posted: Thu Mar 22, 2007 5:35 pm Post subject: |
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Leftovers?  _________________ The rattle is a lethal weapon. |
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ZombieSolo ... eats you all. [zMOD]

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Posted: Thu Mar 22, 2007 5:36 pm Post subject: |
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Remnant wrote: |
I need a cool nickname like that. Any suggestions? |
...uh, Rem?  |
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Remnant

Joined: 13 Feb 2006 Location: "The Artist Formerly Known as Cmdr. Bacara"
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Posted: Thu Mar 22, 2007 5:39 pm Post subject: |
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DonSolo wrote: |
uh, Rem?  |
Genious! _________________
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babyjawa

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Posted: Thu Mar 22, 2007 5:41 pm Post subject: |
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Remnant wrote: |
DonSolo wrote: |
uh, Rem?  |
Genious! |
You mean Genius?  _________________ The rattle is a lethal weapon. |
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Remnant

Joined: 13 Feb 2006 Location: "The Artist Formerly Known as Cmdr. Bacara"
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Posted: Thu Mar 22, 2007 5:41 pm Post subject: |
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babyjawa wrote: |
Remnant wrote: |
DonSolo wrote: |
uh, Rem?  |
Genious! |
You mean Genius?  |
That too! ::D: _________________
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Scitvs Praetor Nerdivs

Joined: 15 Nov 2005 Location: Ye olde Tymes
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Posted: Thu Mar 22, 2007 11:03 pm Post subject: |
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Hmmm, how about 'Remmy'? It rolls forth from thy tongue. _________________
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Darth Duck Local Quack
Joined: 05 Feb 2005 Location: Nova Scotia, Canada
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Posted: Thu Mar 22, 2007 11:06 pm Post subject: |
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DD: Hello, we have with us in the studio the forum Karl Rove, Leo McGarry and Mr. Smithers all rolled into one. Yes, Daz Hoo.
Thanks for showing up Daz.
DH: Bonjour.
DD: Right, you're a francophone, from Quebec.
DH: Le fromage est le pamplemousse.
DD: Alright, enough French, what are the real issues you see this election.
DH: Well Ducky, it's all about street cred. None of the candidates have it.
DD: What about Junsier?
DH: *laughs* Oh heck no, he's got nothing but a pretty face. Even the Ficus has more street cred than him and it can't even walk. Junsier is basically a puppet for my evil schemes.
DD: Is it wise to call your schemes evil?
DH: Why not? He's gonna win. My candidates always win.
DD: What if Junsier is smarter than you give him credit for?
DH: Well then I'll end up in a ditch sometime in the near future. But that won't happen. *looks around nervously then laughs*
DD: Wouldn't that be a news story?
DH: *laughs* Yes, but it'll never happen. *ducks from flying machete* Junsier needs me and I need, someone to live my dreams vicariously through.
DD: Do you cry at night?
DH: Always.
DD: Thank you Daz for this enlightening interview. _________________ Sometimes I Quack Myself Up... |
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ThePlasticJedi Maple Leaf Defender

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Posted: Thu Mar 22, 2007 11:14 pm Post subject: |
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ROFL! That last part was just hilarious. Reminds me of what Colbert does to end some of his interviews!
But yeah, I'm probably not going to be that funny by the time I get an interview.
TPJ _________________ )2eady? "A Royale with cheese"
Chew them out and spit them up. It's the way of the Nooblet. |
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Zedsier Undead!

Joined: 31 Jul 2006 Location: Slave I, California
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Posted: Thu Mar 22, 2007 11:17 pm Post subject: |
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Yeah, go Daz! _________________
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ZombieSolo ... eats you all. [zMOD]

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Posted: Fri Mar 23, 2007 1:09 am Post subject: |
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golden ::D: |
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