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Zombie Fetty
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PostPosted: Sun Mar 11, 2007 1:53 pm    Post subject: FBTB Janitor Election Reply with quote

UPDATE 1:
OK then, the nominations have begun (Sorry it took so long).

Nominations

So this phase (Wednesday March 14 until Wednesday March 21) is the nomination phase.

This is simple. If you're interested in running submit your name. If you can get eight (Cool people to support you you move on to the next phase.

Everyone not running has two (2) votes of support they can use. Candidates have only one (1), since it will be assumed they will support themselves, and by assumed I mean they will support themselves, none of this insecurity and self doubt in the election.

This isn't the time for massive campaigning, forming parties and finding running mates. That comes later. Do it and be disqualified.

Have fun.

Also, all janitorial election business is to be contained in this thread.

(Thanks to Darth Duck for writing this in the Mayoral Thread.)

Original Post:

Many of you will have seen Daz Hoo has started up 2007's Mayoral Election. In the thread, a Janitorial Election has been joked about, but questions have been asked if it will happen, so here you go.

The 'race' will have these sections:

Phase One : You nominate yourself, then have to be backed by a number of fellow FBTBers.

Phase Two : Those who got enough people backing them get to run their campaign.

Phase Three : Candidates confirm their place on the ballot.

Phase Four : People vote.

This is what Daz Hoo wrote in his thread.

I hope to keep in time with what is going on in the Mayoral Elections - so we start nominations, voting etc. at the same time.

From now until the nominations start, you can gain support through PM's, emails etc.

And I would just like to make it clear that the prize will (hopefully) be the same as the Mayoral one (Custom Title).

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PostPosted: Sun Mar 11, 2007 2:02 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I nominate scitvs he has never put me down and has defended me in accidents that are accidental and Iím sure he has done the same to any one else
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PostPosted: Sun Mar 11, 2007 2:06 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'll donate the title 'Lousy Bum' to whoever wins.
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PostPosted: Sun Mar 11, 2007 2:10 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Austin wrote:
I'll donate the title 'Lousy Bum' to whoever wins.
::D: ::D:
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PostPosted: Sun Mar 11, 2007 2:13 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

What would our duties be?

Holding Rocko's hair back after a long night of drinking?
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PostPosted: Sun Mar 11, 2007 2:13 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Rebel_Scum wrote:
I nominate scitvs he has never put me down and has defended me in accidents that are accidental and Iím sure he has done the same to any one else


Austin wrote:
I'll donate the title 'Lousy Bum' to whoever wins.



No thanks RS... I'll run for mayor instead. Although I title would be nice. Wink
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Zombie Fetty
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PostPosted: Sun Mar 11, 2007 2:15 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Rebel_Scum wrote:
I nominate scitvs he has never put me down and has defended me in accidents that are accidental and Iím sure he has done the same to any one else


Nominations haven't started yet.

Austin, if you would do that it would be great. Wink
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PostPosted: Sun Mar 11, 2007 2:18 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Even if the title is ridiculous, I'm running for janitor!
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PostPosted: Sun Mar 11, 2007 2:20 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

If I win, can I keep my old custom title?
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PostPosted: Sun Mar 11, 2007 2:21 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I would run, but I don't think that title fits me well enough. Wink
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PostPosted: Sun Mar 11, 2007 2:23 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Junsier wrote:
If I win, can I keep my old custom title?


Because its you.
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PostPosted: Sun Mar 11, 2007 2:24 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hello and welcome to Chris36's opening 2007 FBTB Janitoral Election speech!

"Uh...yeah... is this thing on? 123 testing... ouch... guess so...

Okay, er... I'm Chris... aaaand I'd like to be your Mayor. What? Oh, Janitor...

Ok..."

So there you have it folks! Tree-mendous!

Chris

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PostPosted: Sun Mar 11, 2007 2:33 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Sure, June. Wink
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PostPosted: Sun Mar 11, 2007 2:39 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Scitvs wrote:
Rebel_Scum wrote:
I nominate scitvs he has never put me down and has defended me in accidents that are accidental and Iím sure he has done the same to any one else


Austin wrote:
I'll donate the title 'Lousy Bum' to whoever wins.



No thanks RS... I'll run for mayor instead. Although I title would be nice. Wink


How should I no he was gong to put that custom title to the winner
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PostPosted: Sun Mar 11, 2007 2:40 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Here is why I am most qualified to be FBTB's first janitor:

1) Lazy
2) Pot belly
3) Past experience with dragging broom around/pushing industrial-sized garbage can
4) [really, really convincing reason]
5) Come on, not like you're gonna do it.

In conclusion, vote for me. Because if you vote for anyone else, they will turn it into a janitortatorship, whereas I value janitoreedom and janitorberty.
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PostPosted: Sun Mar 11, 2007 2:47 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Sure I will vote "lousy bum" sorry but the people love it Smile
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PostPosted: Sun Mar 11, 2007 2:52 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Very Happy
I am so running for this you should nominate me becasue i am a 99.9% lazy bum and 0.1% bad speller
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PostPosted: Sun Mar 11, 2007 3:13 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hey, I'll try. It's not hard to nominate me, but here's a nice ad for me.

HE DOESN'T HAVE 1000 POSTS

HE DOESN'T HAVE A TITLE

HE'S ONLY BEEN HERE FOR 1.2 YEARS

HE GOT TO KNOW CONAN

BUT,

HE LIKES HOCKEY.

HE LISTENS TO RETRO TUNES ALL DAY.

HE IS A NEAT FREAK.

HE NEVER CUTS HIS HAIR

HE IS OF SCOTTISH DECENT.

HE SHARES A ROOM

HE CAN IMITATE DEATH DRAMATICALLY.

THAT, IS JANITOR FOR YA'.

Vote DevalII.
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PostPosted: Sun Mar 11, 2007 3:13 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'm gonna run for Mayor and Janitor. Plus I fit Conan's qualifications perfectly, especially that really convincing one, that's me down to a T Mr. Green
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PostPosted: Sun Mar 11, 2007 3:31 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Bah. Why not? I fit Conan's reasons more than Joedward does. Plus, I can piss the forums if I don't win.
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PostPosted: Sun Mar 11, 2007 3:54 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

If I get elected as janitor,

I will clean the nOObs out of the rain gutter and out of the forum.
I will make sure the man eating plants are pruned daily.
I will make sure there is always coffee in the Bantha Coffee Shop.
I will make sure the Wookies are kept under control.


This is only a small fraction of what I'll do if you vote me into office (or the Janitor's closet)! Remember, on election day, vote Fett!

I speak softly, but carry a BIG mop!






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PostPosted: Sun Mar 11, 2007 5:27 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I nominate myself!

and now my speech..........................

PICK ME!

Thank you ladies and gentlemen of the Jury! *person whispers*

Oh, im not in court? ok then, thanks for listening (reading) even if you weren't listening! (reading)
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PostPosted: Sun Mar 11, 2007 5:30 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

ConanTheLibrarian89 wrote:
In conclusion, vote for me. Because if you vote for anyone else, they will turn it into a janitortatorship, whereas I value janitoreedom and janitorberty.

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PostPosted: Sun Mar 11, 2007 5:36 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Why should I be janitor? Let me tell you...

I can scrape gum off chairs.

You can tell me I'm a lowlife and spit gum on my cleanly scraped chairs and I won't pull a really frickin big gun on you...

I'll help you with all your problems. Oh sorry I have to go clean up a puketastic mess.

IMHO I'm completely overqualified. Or prehaps I'm not assuming this is a janitor position. Anyhow if you pick me all your problems (and puke) will disappear. Promise Razz



Note: Problems will not actually disappear, just your puke
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PostPosted: Sun Mar 11, 2007 6:11 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Has anyone heard the janitor song from MST3K? ::D:
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PostPosted: Sun Mar 11, 2007 6:20 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I would totally, run, but:

#1 I like my title TOO much to trade it for "lousy bum"

#2 I don't really want people thinking of my as the biggest loser here

#3 Out of two elections, I only won one at Boy Scouts. People think I'm a good preacher (I got Chaplains Aid) but not a good leader (no one voted for me as Senior Patrol Leader)...

Anyway, good luck to everyone else, this would so be a popcorn thread, if I wasn't allergic to corn.
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PostPosted: Sun Mar 11, 2007 6:20 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

My mouse fell on the floor, broke, and hasn't stopped clicking, so it clicked sumbit twice, among other things. Ugh.
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PostPosted: Sun Mar 11, 2007 7:13 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I would like to run for FBTB Janitor. Here are some of my reasons:

1. I'm so lazy, it took me about 6 months to join
2. I will make it a janitortatorship
3. Pac-Man looks awesome as a janitor
4. Once I win, I will do more of what i did to win: nothing at all

Vote pacman!
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PostPosted: Sun Mar 11, 2007 7:20 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

DevalII's Dramatic Speech

I love FBTB. For the people who roam FBTB, from the idiots who link to porn, to Masters of LEGO, like ACPin and Roguebantha, to SW lovers like
Turkguy19 and DonSolo,to Hilarious entertainers like RebelRock,to,well, conan, I would edit every post I have,(and I have quite a few) to make them happy. I PM'd conan with advice once or twice, every so often I say hello to the next Austins and Cello Collins in the Hello my name is... forum, and I know I acted like a bit of a jerk a few times, (PM'd Count Blockula, backs never been the same since Wink )but I thank people like Scitvs, who agreed within the hour to my request of support, and people like Andrew, who correct my mistakes when I make them. It is a Janitor's job to clean up the messes made by teenagers with spraypaint, and I intend to do that. Criticise me all you want for taking this job too seriously, but every person who is givin so much by this board should give back to it. This Forum deserves the best, and hopefully with your support, it will get the best. If the vote got screwed up somehow and the votes from Florida were confused and conan won, I would not mourn. I would PM him immediatly and offer to help him clean up this great place, where the grass is green and the girls are pretty. In my ideal FBTB, you may feed the wookiees, foolish acts are not answered by rudeness, but by advice, and kindness. Win or lose, I will always be strong and trusting of you lot.You guys are great. Vote for me for Janitor. I trust you. If I was givin the title "lousy bum", I would laugh along with you guys. Critisism is the only way to fix a mistake, so send your comments in a PM, I want to hear you!

Thank You. Master Fetty, thank you for bringing out the best in me. Smile

VOTE DEVALII DEVALLUS,or anyone else, just vote and take part in the 1st Janitorial election! Smile
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PostPosted: Sun Mar 11, 2007 7:25 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

*sniffle* beautiful speech man! *tear steaks down cheek*


Wink


Needless to say, Vote Scitvs for Praetor, and DevalII for Janitor!
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