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Zombie Fetty Undead!

Joined: 03 Aug 2005 Location: I'm really not sure
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Posted: Sun Mar 11, 2007 1:53 pm Post subject: FBTB Janitor Election |
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UPDATE 1:
OK then, the nominations have begun (Sorry it took so long).
Nominations
So this phase (Wednesday March 14 until Wednesday March 21) is the nomination phase.
This is simple. If you're interested in running submit your name. If you can get eight ( people to support you you move on to the next phase.
Everyone not running has two (2) votes of support they can use. Candidates have only one (1), since it will be assumed they will support themselves, and by assumed I mean they will support themselves, none of this insecurity and self doubt in the election.
This isn't the time for massive campaigning, forming parties and finding running mates. That comes later. Do it and be disqualified.
Have fun.
Also, all janitorial election business is to be contained in this thread.
(Thanks to Darth Duck for writing this in the Mayoral Thread.)
Original Post:
Many of you will have seen Daz Hoo has started up 2007's Mayoral Election. In the thread, a Janitorial Election has been joked about, but questions have been asked if it will happen, so here you go.
The 'race' will have these sections:
Phase One : You nominate yourself, then have to be backed by a number of fellow FBTBers.
Phase Two : Those who got enough people backing them get to run their campaign.
Phase Three : Candidates confirm their place on the ballot.
Phase Four : People vote.
This is what Daz Hoo wrote in his thread.
I hope to keep in time with what is going on in the Mayoral Elections - so we start nominations, voting etc. at the same time.
From now until the nominations start, you can gain support through PM's, emails etc.
And I would just like to make it clear that the prize will (hopefully) be the same as the Mayoral one (Custom Title). _________________
Things are getting strange, I'm starting to worry,
This could be a case for Mulder and Scully
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Kaiba

Joined: 31 Dec 2006 Location: Behind you Occupation: slob :P
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Posted: Sun Mar 11, 2007 2:02 pm Post subject: |
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I nominate scitvs he has never put me down and has defended me in accidents that are accidental and I’m sure he has done the same to any one else _________________
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Zombie Austin OSHI-! [zMOD]

Joined: 04 Feb 2005 Location: H E Double Hockey Sticks
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Kaiba

Joined: 31 Dec 2006 Location: Behind you Occupation: slob :P
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Posted: Sun Mar 11, 2007 2:10 pm Post subject: |
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Austin wrote: |
I'll donate the title 'Lousy Bum' to whoever wins. |
::D: ::D: _________________
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Angry_Jawa

Joined: 08 Jul 2006 Location: NC
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Posted: Sun Mar 11, 2007 2:13 pm Post subject: |
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What would our duties be?
Holding Rocko's hair back after a long night of drinking? |
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Scitvs Praetor Nerdivs

Joined: 15 Nov 2005 Location: Ye olde Tymes
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Posted: Sun Mar 11, 2007 2:13 pm Post subject: |
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Rebel_Scum wrote: |
I nominate scitvs he has never put me down and has defended me in accidents that are accidental and I’m sure he has done the same to any one else |
Austin wrote: |
I'll donate the title 'Lousy Bum' to whoever wins. |
No thanks RS... I'll run for mayor instead. Although I title would be nice.  _________________
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Zombie Fetty Undead!

Joined: 03 Aug 2005 Location: I'm really not sure
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Posted: Sun Mar 11, 2007 2:15 pm Post subject: |
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Rebel_Scum wrote: |
I nominate scitvs he has never put me down and has defended me in accidents that are accidental and I’m sure he has done the same to any one else |
Nominations haven't started yet.
Austin, if you would do that it would be great.  _________________
Things are getting strange, I'm starting to worry,
This could be a case for Mulder and Scully |
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Dr. J

Joined: 30 Nov 2006 Location: Around... Watching... Waiting...
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Posted: Sun Mar 11, 2007 2:18 pm Post subject: |
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Even if the title is ridiculous, I'm running for janitor! _________________ Signature:error
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Zedsier Undead!

Joined: 31 Jul 2006 Location: Slave I, California
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Posted: Sun Mar 11, 2007 2:20 pm Post subject: |
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If I win, can I keep my old custom title? _________________
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babyjawa

Joined: 05 Nov 2005
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Posted: Sun Mar 11, 2007 2:21 pm Post subject: |
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I would run, but I don't think that title fits me well enough.  _________________ The rattle is a lethal weapon. |
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Zombie Fetty Undead!

Joined: 03 Aug 2005 Location: I'm really not sure
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Posted: Sun Mar 11, 2007 2:23 pm Post subject: |
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Junsier wrote: |
If I win, can I keep my old custom title? |
Because its you. _________________
Things are getting strange, I'm starting to worry,
This could be a case for Mulder and Scully |
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zombieprongs Undead!

Joined: 22 Apr 2005
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Posted: Sun Mar 11, 2007 2:24 pm Post subject: |
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Hello and welcome to Chris36's opening 2007 FBTB Janitoral Election speech!
"Uh...yeah... is this thing on? 123 testing... ouch... guess so...
Okay, er... I'm Chris... aaaand I'd like to be your Mayor. What? Oh, Janitor...
Ok..."
So there you have it folks! Tree-mendous!
Chris
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Zombie Austin OSHI-! [zMOD]

Joined: 04 Feb 2005 Location: H E Double Hockey Sticks
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Kaiba

Joined: 31 Dec 2006 Location: Behind you Occupation: slob :P
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Posted: Sun Mar 11, 2007 2:39 pm Post subject: |
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Scitvs wrote: |
Rebel_Scum wrote: |
I nominate scitvs he has never put me down and has defended me in accidents that are accidental and I’m sure he has done the same to any one else |
Austin wrote: |
I'll donate the title 'Lousy Bum' to whoever wins. |
No thanks RS... I'll run for mayor instead. Although I title would be nice.  |
How should I no he was gong to put that custom title to the winner _________________
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ConanTheLibrarian89

Joined: 04 Feb 2005 Location: Groupulon 5 Conan: FBTB's Original
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Posted: Sun Mar 11, 2007 2:40 pm Post subject: |
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Here is why I am most qualified to be FBTB's first janitor:
1) Lazy
2) Pot belly
3) Past experience with dragging broom around/pushing industrial-sized garbage can
4) [really, really convincing reason]
5) Come on, not like you're gonna do it.
In conclusion, vote for me. Because if you vote for anyone else, they will turn it into a janitortatorship, whereas I value janitoreedom and janitorberty. _________________
RebelRock wrote: |
If anything, this thread should be aborted. |
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Kaiba

Joined: 31 Dec 2006 Location: Behind you Occupation: slob :P
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Posted: Sun Mar 11, 2007 2:47 pm Post subject: |
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Sure I will vote "lousy bum" sorry but the people love it  _________________
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readybreak56

Joined: 17 Aug 2006 Location: you dont wanna know
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Posted: Sun Mar 11, 2007 2:52 pm Post subject: |
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I am so running for this you should nominate me becasue i am a 99.9% lazy bum and 0.1% bad speller _________________
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JackFrZombie Undead!

Joined: 29 Nov 2005 Location: Halifax
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Posted: Sun Mar 11, 2007 3:13 pm Post subject: |
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Hey, I'll try. It's not hard to nominate me, but here's a nice ad for me.
HE DOESN'T HAVE 1000 POSTS
HE DOESN'T HAVE A TITLE
HE'S ONLY BEEN HERE FOR 1.2 YEARS
HE GOT TO KNOW CONAN
BUT,
HE LIKES HOCKEY.
HE LISTENS TO RETRO TUNES ALL DAY.
HE IS A NEAT FREAK.
HE NEVER CUTS HIS HAIR
HE IS OF SCOTTISH DECENT.
HE SHARES A ROOM
HE CAN IMITATE DEATH DRAMATICALLY.
THAT, IS JANITOR FOR YA'.
Vote DevalII. _________________ JackFr regrets pretending he was banned, and apologizes to anyone fooled by it.
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Joedward Hoover

Joined: 23 Jun 2005
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Posted: Sun Mar 11, 2007 3:13 pm Post subject: |
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I'm gonna run for Mayor and Janitor. Plus I fit Conan's qualifications perfectly, especially that really convincing one, that's me down to a T  _________________
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Mr.Mangles

Joined: 19 Feb 2006 Location: KANADIAAAAAA!
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Posted: Sun Mar 11, 2007 3:31 pm Post subject: |
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Bah. Why not? I fit Conan's reasons more than Joedward does. Plus, I can piss the forums if I don't win. _________________ Gentlemen, I propose A TOAST |
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Fett

Joined: 14 Nov 2006
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Posted: Sun Mar 11, 2007 3:54 pm Post subject: |
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If I get elected as janitor,
I will clean the nOObs out of the rain gutter and out of the forum.
I will make sure the man eating plants are pruned daily.
I will make sure there is always coffee in the Bantha Coffee Shop.
I will make sure the Wookies are kept under control.
This is only a small fraction of what I'll do if you vote me into office (or the Janitor's closet)! Remember, on election day, vote Fett!
I speak softly, but carry a BIG mop!
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General Veers

Joined: 30 Jan 2006 Location: Getting on board the next flight to FBTB II
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Posted: Sun Mar 11, 2007 5:27 pm Post subject: |
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I nominate myself!
and now my speech..........................
PICK ME!
Thank you ladies and gentlemen of the Jury! *person whispers*
Oh, im not in court? ok then, thanks for listening (reading) even if you weren't listening! (reading) _________________ Raptor Fun Fact #73- The raptor's natural enemy is the gas-powered internal combustion off-road vehicle, which is made of evil.
So long everyone, my flight's leaving soon. |
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Zedsier Undead!

Joined: 31 Jul 2006 Location: Slave I, California
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Posted: Sun Mar 11, 2007 5:30 pm Post subject: |
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ConanTheLibrarian89 wrote: |
In conclusion, vote for me. Because if you vote for anyone else, they will turn it into a janitortatorship, whereas I value janitoreedom and janitorberty. |
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Baraca

Joined: 20 Oct 2005 Location: Great Scott, the future!
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Posted: Sun Mar 11, 2007 5:36 pm Post subject: |
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Why should I be janitor? Let me tell you...
I can scrape gum off chairs.
You can tell me I'm a lowlife and spit gum on my cleanly scraped chairs and I won't pull a really frickin big gun on you...
I'll help you with all your problems. Oh sorry I have to go clean up a puketastic mess.
IMHO I'm completely overqualified. Or prehaps I'm not assuming this is a janitor position. Anyhow if you pick me all your problems (and puke) will disappear. Promise
Note: Problems will not actually disappear, just your puke _________________
A drop of >:3 in an ocean of lunatics... Pfft! Yeah right ;~P |
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ZombieGIR Destroyed!

Joined: 07 Jul 2006 Location: a frozen desolate wasteland (New England)
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Posted: Sun Mar 11, 2007 6:11 pm Post subject: |
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Has anyone heard the janitor song from MST3K? ::D: _________________
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ZombieAndrew Undead!

Joined: 17 Aug 2005 Location: Tampa, UT
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Posted: Sun Mar 11, 2007 6:20 pm Post subject: |
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I would totally, run, but:
#1 I like my title TOO much to trade it for "lousy bum"
#2 I don't really want people thinking of my as the biggest loser here
#3 Out of two elections, I only won one at Boy Scouts. People think I'm a good preacher (I got Chaplains Aid) but not a good leader (no one voted for me as Senior Patrol Leader)...
Anyway, good luck to everyone else, this would so be a popcorn thread, if I wasn't allergic to corn. _________________ It's time for FBTBForums.net to "Get off my plane".  |
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ZombieAndrew Undead!

Joined: 17 Aug 2005 Location: Tampa, UT
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Posted: Sun Mar 11, 2007 6:20 pm Post subject: |
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My mouse fell on the floor, broke, and hasn't stopped clicking, so it clicked sumbit twice, among other things. Ugh. _________________ It's time for FBTBForums.net to "Get off my plane".  |
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pacman110011

Joined: 05 Mar 2007 Location: Oklahoma
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Posted: Sun Mar 11, 2007 7:13 pm Post subject: |
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I would like to run for FBTB Janitor. Here are some of my reasons:
1. I'm so lazy, it took me about 6 months to join
2. I will make it a janitortatorship
3. Pac-Man looks awesome as a janitor
4. Once I win, I will do more of what i did to win: nothing at all
Vote pacman!
-Devin _________________ ( < wakka wakka wakka wakka
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JackFrZombie Undead!

Joined: 29 Nov 2005 Location: Halifax
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Posted: Sun Mar 11, 2007 7:20 pm Post subject: |
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DevalII's Dramatic Speech
I love FBTB. For the people who roam FBTB, from the idiots who link to porn, to Masters of LEGO, like ACPin and Roguebantha, to SW lovers like
Turkguy19 and DonSolo,to Hilarious entertainers like RebelRock,to,well, conan, I would edit every post I have,(and I have quite a few) to make them happy. I PM'd conan with advice once or twice, every so often I say hello to the next Austins and Cello Collins in the Hello my name is... forum, and I know I acted like a bit of a jerk a few times, (PM'd Count Blockula, backs never been the same since )but I thank people like Scitvs, who agreed within the hour to my request of support, and people like Andrew, who correct my mistakes when I make them. It is a Janitor's job to clean up the messes made by teenagers with spraypaint, and I intend to do that. Criticise me all you want for taking this job too seriously, but every person who is givin so much by this board should give back to it. This Forum deserves the best, and hopefully with your support, it will get the best. If the vote got screwed up somehow and the votes from Florida were confused and conan won, I would not mourn. I would PM him immediatly and offer to help him clean up this great place, where the grass is green and the girls are pretty. In my ideal FBTB, you may feed the wookiees, foolish acts are not answered by rudeness, but by advice, and kindness. Win or lose, I will always be strong and trusting of you lot.You guys are great. Vote for me for Janitor. I trust you. If I was givin the title "lousy bum", I would laugh along with you guys. Critisism is the only way to fix a mistake, so send your comments in a PM, I want to hear you!
Thank You. Master Fetty, thank you for bringing out the best in me.
VOTE DEVALII DEVALLUS,or anyone else, just vote and take part in the 1st Janitorial election!  _________________ JackFr regrets pretending he was banned, and apologizes to anyone fooled by it.
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Scitvs Praetor Nerdivs

Joined: 15 Nov 2005 Location: Ye olde Tymes
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Posted: Sun Mar 11, 2007 7:25 pm Post subject: |
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*sniffle* beautiful speech man! *tear steaks down cheek*
Needless to say, Vote Scitvs for Praetor, and DevalII for Janitor! _________________
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