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PostPosted: Thu Sep 01, 2005 11:51 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Burning Burning Anakin wrote:
Ajcross123, you've sure made lots of entries. Smile


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PostPosted: Fri Sep 02, 2005 2:18 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Caption #1: Wow. This mission to moon was spared no expense! We not only got a Jeep to drive around the land, we got an actor that was part of Hoth battle scene in Star Wars movie!!!

Caption #2: Lucas wanted some more adversing for his new upcoming star wars film, so he paid for new mission to moon, with a request that a Snowtrooper goes with the new crew. Jeep (tm) wanted their Jeep to be featured there too.

Caption #3: Astronaut: Wait a minute, this isn't cheese! Snowtrooper: I know! The Empire wanted plenty of moon cheese to feed all those troops...
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PostPosted: Fri Sep 02, 2005 9:39 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

1.) Astronaut: "what the.....no.. no.. this is space alien invasion 4, Starwars is down in studio 19."


2.) "all heck broke loose when The science club offended the guys at the Star Wars convention."
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PostPosted: Fri Sep 02, 2005 9:41 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Iare Tosevite wrote:
Caption #2: Lucas wanted some more adversing for his new upcoming star wars film...

Wow, I didn't know that big movies had to run negative promotional campaigns. Besides, I thought he already did that with TPM.
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PostPosted: Fri Sep 02, 2005 2:19 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

OOPS I didn't proof-check close enough.. Thanks!

This replaces the previous caption #2:

Caption #2: Lucas wanted some more promotional for his new upcoming star wars film, so he paid for new mission to moon, with a request that a Snowtrooper goes with the new crew. Jeep (tm) wanted their Jeep to be featured there too.
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PostPosted: Fri Sep 02, 2005 2:51 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

After perusing the press photo of the first minifig landing on the moon, Joe looks up from his computer screen and says to Pete, "Black and white photo? I thought Dan was using color film?"

Pete replies, "Does it matter? Everything in that photo is still black and white."


not quite a caption, but there's my entry.
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PostPosted: Fri Sep 02, 2005 3:26 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

NewAge Trooper: This is ssoooOOOO AWESOME!! We have the whole asteroid to ourselves. We get to camp together. We can joyride in the buggy. We can make angels in the space dust. We can ...

Snowtrooper <thinks>: This has to be absolutely the worst garrison assignment ever. "You'll visit strange and exotic locals", the recruiter said. What am I guarding? A hunk of rock. "You'll shoot strange aliens", she said. But, Nooo. They took that little prince as a political hostage. They even took my blaster. Something about the high rate of field suicides. And to top it off, I am stuck with Sparky the Wonder Trooper. Hey, they didn't take the prince's flag.

NewAge Trooper: ... and sing campfire songs.
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NewAge Trooper: Ow. And, make Stone Soup.
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NewAge Trooper: Hey, that hurt. We can play tag under the
<whack>
NewAge Trooper: Stop it! Hey, we only have 30 days to blow up balloons for the party when Darth Vader comes back.

Snowtrooper: Aaargh! <whack><whack><whack><snap>
NewAge Trooper: moan...
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PostPosted: Fri Sep 02, 2005 4:45 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Spaceman- "Oh, crap."


^^^nother entry!
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PostPosted: Fri Sep 02, 2005 5:18 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Sadly as time goes on advertising grows out of proportion, heading for the moon, literally!
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PostPosted: Fri Sep 02, 2005 7:15 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Just a friendly reminder that there's only a few hours left to post captions for this contest!
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PostPosted: Fri Sep 02, 2005 7:25 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Entry #2:

2015: On set for for the filming of Episode 9 Return of The Empire, A Historical-Fiction film...
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PostPosted: Fri Sep 02, 2005 8:23 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

NewAge Trooper: *To himself* I will go back and steal the jeep! WEEEE!!!!
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PostPosted: Fri Sep 02, 2005 9:14 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

This is not moon... <Snowtrooper> Yeah this is Death Star III! Now get off Empire's greatest weapon and take your jeep and junk with you!
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PostPosted: Fri Sep 02, 2005 10:25 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

George Lucas knew that he was paying his crew too much when he got this postcard from one of his very own crewman on vacation on the moon.
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PostPosted: Fri Sep 02, 2005 11:11 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Classic space guy: "Look at this set, its aluminum foil."

Snowtrooper: "That's aluminium."

Casssic space guy: "Aluminum!"

Snowtrooper: "Aluminium!"

Casssic space guy: "A-L-U-M-I-N-U-M"

Snowtrooper:"A-L-U-M-I-N-I-U-M"

Casssic space guy: "Lucas just had to film in England..."
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PostPosted: Fri Sep 02, 2005 11:25 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Why is this flag still here? The emporer would be most displeased by your apparent lack of progress.

Why do I get to plant the flag? Because you can't even get yourself into the correct uniform . Moron.....
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PostPosted: Sat Sep 03, 2005 4:49 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

1) Snowtrooper: I win!

Classic Space Guy: Awwww... not again!

2) Snowtrooper: This... flag... too... many... stars... feeling... dizzy... *THUD*

3) CSG: Let ME put the flag in!! Crying or Very sad Mad Humph. *Folds arms in huff*

Snowtrooper: Ha Ha! Razz

4) CSG: Hellooo! Hello? Stop messing around and show yourself! Foolish trooper...

Snowie: Heh heh... he'll never find me behind this flag!

Another one, similar to 4:

5) CSG: 3... 2... 1... Coming, ready or not!

Snowie: Heh heh... he'll never find me behind this flag! I-AM-THE master of hide and go seek!
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 06, 2005 2:40 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Whoops, I should have ended this at the start of the weekend. Me lazy!

Great entries all around yet again!

Some favorites..

Heffling:
How did a one seat vehicle get both of us out here, anyway?


Crawdaddy:
Destro: That's one small step for man, one giant leap for Cob--Gah! Those Joes beat us here too?!
Cobra Commander: Yoink!

Gold 2:
Classic space guy: "Look at this set, its aluminum foil."
Snowtrooper: "That's aluminium."
Casssic space guy: "Aluminum!"
Snowtrooper: "Aluminium!"
Casssic space guy: "A-L-U-M-I-N-U-M"
Snowtrooper:"A-L-U-M-I-N-I-U-M"
Casssic space guy: "Lucas just had to film in England..."

But in the end it came down two possible captions:

I really liked Poohbear's sweet and simple entry:
"Houston, I have a bad feeling about this!"

But the winning caption this week is Daz Hoo. An absolutely perfect caption for this image.
Daz Hoo:
"After the Galactic Empire had crumbled to the ground, Snowtroopers had to find work with other would be empires..."

Thanks all for playing, and congrats to Daz. Look for this week's contest soon!
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 06, 2005 3:16 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

In the words of Homer Simpson :

"Whoohooo !" Very Happy
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 06, 2005 3:42 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hehe! Told you so! Very Happy

Congrats David!

And kudos Ryan for the cool contest!
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 06, 2005 4:24 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Wow! I got down to the final two! Congrats to Daz Hoo and everyone else who participated. I hope you enjoy your prize Daz..now I need to think of a quote to beat you in the next contest Wink

I must say Kudos for Ryan for not only bringing back the contests, but for also taking money from his own wallet to spend on us ::D: Thanks Ry.
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 06, 2005 4:31 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Congats!!
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PostPosted: Sat Sep 17, 2005 8:15 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Grats!
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