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Zombie Austin
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PostPosted: Mon Dec 15, 2008 5:48 pm    Post subject: FBTB? FREE 6211 ISD? OMG? Reply with quote

Nope, still the same thread as yesterday. Read it again, nubcakes.





Muahaha, you thought I forgot that December was Zero Tolerance Policy Month!

As I wrote last year, in a moment of wonderful brilliance:

Austin Q. Awesome wrote:
Troll another member? Say something remarkably stupid? Slaughter my beloved English language beyond reasonable boundaries? One day suspension. Collect three or more one day suspensions and my good buddy Ry might forget to reactivate your account.

This will be enforced globally, and will include both members and forum staff. I don't worry about the staff, though, because if they're not being stressed, they have no reason to be mean.

I want everyone to have a great holiday season, and this is one way to do that. So start getting merry, or we'll ban you.


Seriously.

And I'm adding an additional bonus this time -- in addition to banning you, I'm going to drive to your house and flying karate kick your mom. So play nicely.
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Chief
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PostPosted: Mon Dec 15, 2008 5:51 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Cali Fett: Temp banned for one day
Why?:
http://www.fbtbforums.net/viewtopic.php?t=28419
http://www.fbtbforums.net/viewtopic.php?t=28401

Captain Typo: Temp banned for one week
Why?:
http://www.fbtbforums.net/viewtopic.php?t=28419

CommanderJake: Temp banned for one week
Why?:
http://www.fbtbforums.net/viewtopic.php?p=446066&highlight=#446066
http://www.fbtbforums.net/viewtopic.php?p=446264&highlight=#446264
http://www.fbtbforums.net/viewtopic.php?p=446265 (whole thread)
http://www.fbtbforums.net/viewtopic.php?p=447147&highlight=#447147
As well as chat and other forums
(please not that some of his posts were self-edited, which is a nice gesture, but continued after repeated warnings about behavior. Also, he is friends with some of the new members, but when you're told the joke is over, DO NOT continue to make jokes about it. This issue with CABG needs to go away, and Jake wasn't helping.)
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Zombie Austin
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PostPosted: Mon Dec 15, 2008 5:57 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ooh, nice, I like the chopping block idea.

Zero Tolerance Month isn't a way for me to passive-aggressively express my nerd rage at being picked on in Junior High. Well, OK, maybe a little. It's a way to make sure that bad behavior isn't tolerated, especially during a time when the majority of our members will be out of school and on the forums.
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PostPosted: Mon Dec 15, 2008 6:01 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Austin, I am tempted to be banned for a day just so I can see you doing a Flying Karate Kick Laughing
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PostPosted: Mon Dec 15, 2008 6:12 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

It's DeCCember! Very Happy
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PostPosted: Mon Dec 15, 2008 6:58 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Austin, Ry, Don and Nick are all fantastic in their diligence and thoroughness when it comes to keeping tabs on trends within the community and the progression of individual members' attitudes and behavior. I'm constantly impressed by their willingness and ability to snuff out trouble and trouble-makers quickly, before things have a chance to get out of hand. They are wonderful at explaining themselves, both beforehand by clearly spelling out FBTB's intentions with threads such as this one, and afterward in the form of PM's to members to make sure people understand exactly what has happened to them and why. All of their hard work is what makes a large and diverse community like ours function as smoothly as it does. They are a unique crew, and I hope the community appreciates the high level of comfort, security, and fair play they encourage here on FBTB.

On the other hand, I'm a monster. I have no problem with stepping in, slamming down the hammer, and leaving a giant smoking crater whenever I see one or more knuckleheads acting like they own the place. Be grateful for the rest of the staff is what I'm saying. Because if I gotta step in, I'll nuke you, and you'll never even know what hit you. Razz

So, have a great day, everyone! And thanks so much for this thread, Austin! Very Happy

p.s. With Collin, sometimes you get fair and diplomatic justice, and other times you get a flaming cannonball of death shot from orbit into your skull; so, I wasn't sure if I should group him with the rest of the gang or with me. Just be nice to Collin, that's all. Wink
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PostPosted: Mon Dec 15, 2008 8:17 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Austin wrote:

Zero Tolerance Month isn't a way for me to passive-aggressively express my nerd rage at being picked on in Junior High. Well, OK, maybe a little.


Wait! You were a nerd in Junior High? I would never have called that one.
Extra- Wink -y! (And Me Too!)


But I can say that when I step in on a n00bish issue, I'm trying to help (or provide guidance) rather than criticize. That should be the motive of all older members here.
Hopefully putting some people in their place with ZTM will help.
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PostPosted: Mon Dec 15, 2008 11:36 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Count Blockula wrote:
p.s. With Collin, sometimes you get fair and diplomatic justice, and other times you get a flaming cannonball of death shot from orbit into your skull; so, I wasn't sure if I should group him with the rest of the gang or with me. Just be nice to Collin, that's all. Wink


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PostPosted: Mon Dec 15, 2008 11:43 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

So I'm going to get banned for this... but...


Since this is starting (or at least, being enforced actively) beginning on the Ides of December, will ZTP last for a fortnight or continue into the middle of January?

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Zombie Austin
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PostPosted: Tue Dec 16, 2008 12:41 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

The holidays are the time for celebration and, in the midst of my celebrating, I might forget to stop enforcing it for a while if the situation demands it.
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PostPosted: Tue Dec 16, 2008 7:28 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Oooh! A wall of Shame!! We didn't have this last year! Razz
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PostPosted: Tue Dec 16, 2008 3:07 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Have you also banned said members from using chat? I know Cali Fett and Jake often talked about the new members there.
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PostPosted: Tue Dec 16, 2008 3:26 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

The chat is part of FBTB, so they can't go on chat.

Jake keeps trying to get on, but leaves after two seconds. I think he wants to talk to people, but he's scared he'll be IP banned from chat by a logged on staff member.
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PostPosted: Tue Dec 16, 2008 3:33 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Jayfo wrote:
Have you also banned said members from using chat? I know Cali Fett and Jake often talked about the new members there.


Chat bans are/should be in effect.
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PostPosted: Sat Dec 20, 2008 4:57 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I would like to apologize to the members of CABG, and to anyone I offended, for my behavior. Smile
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PostPosted: Sat Dec 20, 2008 7:44 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

XD

Love the revised thread title Oz.
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PostPosted: Sat Dec 20, 2008 10:40 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

My lawyer sense doesn't like the title.
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PostPosted: Sat Dec 20, 2008 11:33 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I've been deceived. Sad
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PostPosted: Sat Dec 20, 2008 2:13 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I would also like to apologize for my behavior as of late. Not just to the CABG folks, but also to all of the other members here that I probably thoroughly annoyed and/or disappointed with my decline in post quality...
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PostPosted: Sat Dec 20, 2008 2:22 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

If I had a nickel for every time I've fallen for the "free cookies" bit, I'd be a millionaire.

Gets me every time.
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PostPosted: Sat Dec 20, 2008 3:41 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Darn it, Austin! You and your dastardly clever thread titles...
Anyhoo, thanks for the warnings (not that any of us should need them...)
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PostPosted: Sat Dec 20, 2008 4:33 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

So...no cookies and pies then?
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PostPosted: Sat Dec 20, 2008 4:35 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

It's a cookie and pie of satisfaction in knowing that you're the best you that you can be.
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PostPosted: Sat Dec 20, 2008 5:50 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Mmm...I prefer chocolate chip, but okay.

For serious though, you guys have got your work cut out for you what with the floodgates having been opened and all. Good on ya.
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PostPosted: Sun Dec 21, 2008 1:49 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Austin is my personal hero, and the official Good Cop on the forum.
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PostPosted: Sun Dec 21, 2008 2:22 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ryan is my personal hero, and this thread is a Venus Fly Trap for gullible posters.
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PostPosted: Sun Dec 21, 2008 3:33 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I think we all learned a valuble lesson: Dont trust the mods, they are sly sly creatures Very Happy
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PostPosted: Sun Dec 21, 2008 7:59 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'm never clicking on another topic by you, Austin. Razz
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PostPosted: Sun Dec 21, 2008 9:22 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I want my Star Destroyer. NAO.
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PostPosted: Sun Dec 21, 2008 9:44 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Austin wrote:
gullible posters.
You called?
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