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FBTB Janitorial Election Phase Two: The Campain
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Zombie Fetty
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PostPosted: Sat Mar 31, 2007 4:14 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

::D: If only we had more of that here.
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PostPosted: Mon Apr 02, 2007 1:02 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

** Ladies and gentlemen, Mister Hoo, campaign manager of the Rebel Party **

Ladies and gentlemen,

We, at the Rebel Party, didn't want to resort to this, but the other parties have left us no choice...

I hereby announce that the Rebel Party has just launch operation "Terrorize the Voters".

This highly classified operation was started this weekend when three different branches of highly trained and motivated Rebel Party supporters have taken action and kidnapped Michael Jackson, O.J. Simpson and the notorious Conan of FBTB.

I'm saddened to report that if Junsier and Rebel Party are not elected this coming election, we plan on RELEASING THOSE INVIDIVIDUALS in the population. And you know that those guys are bound to leave a mess behind them!

I'm also autorized to announce that more rebellish actions are to be expected.

So ask yourselves : can you afford NOT to vote for the Rebel?

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** And now, a special message from the Rebel Party **
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We, at the Rebel Party, believe that if you cannot rationally convince people to vote for you, you must terrorize them to do so.

A vote for Junsier and the Rebel Party is a vote to keep these individuals off the streets :


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PostPosted: Mon Apr 02, 2007 1:10 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

In reply to this dastardly and downright evil threat made by Junsier and the Rebel Party, I have but one thing to say that will prove just how safe you will be under my command-- ermm, janitorialism...ness...

I eat jerks like Jackson, Simpson, and Conan for breakfast.

Literally.
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Dazombie
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PostPosted: Mon Apr 02, 2007 1:22 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

** Ladies and gentlemen, Mister Hoo, campaign manager of the Rebel Party **

Ladies and gentlemen,

I'm here to reveal yet another part of operation "Terrorize the Voters".

For months now, we have been recruiting your little cousins, nephews and friends' children. Those little rats have been genetically modified to produce an incredible amount of goo from their nose.

If Junsier and Rebel Party are not elected this coming election, we will send out those genetically modified goo-ey little individuals, and they will surely create a mess not even the great Collin will be able to pick up.

So ask yourselves : can you afford NOT to vote for the Rebel?

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** And now, a special message from the Rebel Party **
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We, at the Rebel Party, believe that if you cannot rationally convince people to vote for you, you must terrorize them to do so.

A vote for Junsier and the Rebel Party is a vote to keep that goo-ey stuff out of FBTB :


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PostPosted: Mon Apr 02, 2007 1:30 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Nasty Daz, just nasty...
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PostPosted: Mon Apr 02, 2007 1:39 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Tsk tsk...

My esteemed opponents in the Rebel Party have one tragic flaw in their new plan:

I'm REALLY hungry.
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PostPosted: Mon Apr 02, 2007 2:16 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I am speaking not only for myself, but on behalf of the entire DSFM WarMachine™ when I say Collin has our full support to thwart this disturbing menace in the race for FBTB Janitor.

DSFM CCFJ!

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*Cello Collin has no official connection with DonSolo, the DSFM WarMachine™, or the All Night Party... all names have been used without prior consent. © 2007. All rights reserved. Offer void in Utah.
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Big Z
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PostPosted: Mon Apr 02, 2007 2:25 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

So... if I move to Utah, does that mean I get to be connected to the WarMachine?

That would be coooool.
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ZombieSolo
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PostPosted: Mon Apr 02, 2007 2:30 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Not quite... Utah simply rests beyond the borders of the WarMachine™... so if you move there, you get nothing. Sorry.
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PostPosted: Mon Apr 02, 2007 2:34 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

So everyone's NOT invited? Sheesh. Back stabbing, crooked politician!!!



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PostPosted: Mon Apr 02, 2007 3:56 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

That's the problem... Utah is invited, but the Salt Lake itself keeps refusing the invitation.

Thus, Utah is not at the party.

Duh.
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PostPosted: Mon Apr 02, 2007 4:17 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

** Ladies and gentlemen, Mister Hoo, campaign manager of the Rebel Party **

Cello Collin wrote:
Tsk tsk...

My esteemed opponents in the Rebel Party have one tragic flaw in their new plan:

I'm REALLY hungry.


Well, what Mister Collin doesn't know is that another part of operation "Terrorize the Voters" was for us to dispatch a few very loyal supporters to Collin's house, work and other favorite places. They are all highly trained toilet blockers, capable of creating catastrophic failures in any plumbing system.

Yes folks, we are ready and able to disable all of Collin's usual bathrooms. Collin plans on eating everything we throw at him? Well, ask yourselves : where is it all going to go?...

So I'll ask you again : can you afford NOT to vote for the Rebel?

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** And now, a special message from the Rebel Party **
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We, at the Rebel Party, believe that if you cannot rationally convince people to vote for you, you must terrorize them to do so.

A vote for Junsier and the Rebel Party is a vote to keep Collin's "exits" safe and working properly :


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Scitvs
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PostPosted: Mon Apr 02, 2007 4:41 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ah crap, Daz!

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All I need is a good shrub. Then I'm set! Wink
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PostPosted: Mon Apr 02, 2007 4:59 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

AH, so you're voting Ficus now, eh? ::D:
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PostPosted: Mon Apr 02, 2007 5:01 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Nope. I was saying that all I need to... get around all the clogged toilets is a shrub... they... well... you know. Make good... toilets. Shocked
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PostPosted: Mon Apr 02, 2007 8:36 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Logan Starfire wrote:
That's the problem... Utah is invited, but the Salt Lake itself keeps refusing the invitation.

Thus, Utah is not at the party.

Duh.


Utah can be in the party. They just "party" a little softer.

3.2 beer, no alcohol on Sunday, women must have all visible skin hidden by a large cloak, etc. Wink
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PostPosted: Mon Apr 02, 2007 9:25 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Well... that's refusing our invitation, isn't it? Wink
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PostPosted: Mon Apr 02, 2007 11:30 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hey, leave my state alone! We're the state that holds California's hair while it vomits into the Pacific Ocean.
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PostPosted: Mon Apr 02, 2007 11:33 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Austin's from Utahpau?
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 03, 2007 12:16 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I thought only Beverly Hills vomited into the ocean on a daily basis... Confused

I'm all confused now.
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